General Homsar

General Homsar

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I have an annoucement: My schoolwork is becoming more and more intense, I must make-up for missed work due to being sick, and, to be perfectly honest, it has become difficlult to get motivated about updating this story. Therefore, it is with regret that I must decalre this AAR to be discontinued. I will, however, start a new one (perhaps even a redux of this story) as soon as the opportunity arrises. I thank you all for the encouragement

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Once again, a UFO has landed in America...the only country UFOs ever seem to land in ." -Reporter, Monsters VS. Aliens (Okay, the trailer, but it's still a good line.)

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[quote]if there are no canadians in hell, are all the dead ones in heaven? and if they are all in heaven would you still consider it to be heaven?[/quote] good questions....I guess you could still consider it heaven, even if all the Canadians are there....but at least it's better than Pittsburgh.[e digicons]:beer:[/e]

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Reasons Why Hell Is Better Than Canada: * There are no Canadians. * It's warmer. * Everyone agrees about the healthcare system. * Hell's flag doesn't have a leaf on it. * Brimstone mines make more money than maple syrup factories. * Three words: NO HOCKEY FANATICS. * Lots of famous people will be there: Richard Nixon, Ozzie Osbourne, Celine Dion, etc. --A joke book I found in Books-A-Million (sorry, can't remember

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If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. --George Bernard Shaw

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[quote]Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.[/quote] I'm gonna write this down; it's great!

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"If a man came into a mall with an AK-47 on a regular day, everyone would run like hell for the exit. If he came in during Christmas, they'd just run like hell for the next store on their list." --Me. *A "bombadier bug" has just exploded,killing some soldiers* Jonny Rico:*Walks up to a survivor* Can you walk, soldier? Trooper: Yessir! Jonny Rico: Good. *points to a severed arm* Pick up that arm and find out who it belo

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[quote]Chopper: "This is ridiculous. I can't believe they choose our next mission with a damn coin AGAIN!" AWACS Thunderhead: "This is AWACS Thunderhead. Captain Davenport, how many times do I have to tell you to cut the chatter?!" Chopper: "Thunderhead, this is Razgriz 3, roger that." AWACS Thunderhead: "What did you just say?" -Ace Combat[/quote] In the spirit of Ace Combat quotes: "The world will never change unless w

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[quote]Lord Hood: For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakeable conviction that their fight... our fight... was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They enobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten.[/quote] Where's this from?

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"It is good that war is so horrible, otherwise we would grow to enjoy it." -Robert E. Lee "A society that ignores its history has no past and no future." -Robert A. Heinlien "I only have one rule: everyone fights, no one quits. If you quit, I'll shoot you." -Michial Ironside, Starship Troopers " To peace! I hope to God on high that we won't go to war with Serbia. What would we los

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This is a really great story, Aluroon; I like how you balance Alexander's narration with your real-world anylisis (sp?) of the game. Great job![e digicons]:D[/e]

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Hello, I was just wondering, how do I change a custom race's "flavor text" i.e., the text you get when the game starts, when you colonize your first planet, ect.? Any help is appreciated.

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whenever I try to run DA, I get a window that reads, "enter your email address and serial number to activate this product". It never did this before, but I haven't played in a while. So what's up?[e digicons]:(O[/e]

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1. Kirith Clan, led by Lord Erros. I based them off Eidolon's awesome story, Counterstrike! 2. Assryian Sisterhood, led by Empress Sa'ria. 3. United Earth Empire, led by General Riker. 4. Venusian Hegemony, led by Clanmaster Ki'rel.

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