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Reply to The Michigan Left in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah, I live off M-59, a road known for its painful Michigan lefts. It's quite sad when my Bank is only 1000 feet from my apartment complex, but I have to head in the opposite direction, turn left and do a 180, go past my Bank and wait for the next Michigan left to turn, and then shoot all the way across to the far right lane just to go in to it. It takes me 5 minutes with all the traffic. <img src="../images/smiles/mad.gif" border=0 ALIGN="

Reply to OK, that's kinda nerdy. How Nerdy are you? in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

23% .. humm.. this explains why I was able to find a wife.. I know just enough to carry a conversation with a nerd, and too little so as not to scare away the babes.

Reply to Forum Bug Reports in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Thanks OckhamsRazor , It's on our to-do list.

Work Report (Week of June 1-4) in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

This week has been an interesting one. But then again, I could probably say that for every week I report on. Stardock has a way of doing that to your week. :) But that's a good thing. Anyway, here is a list of what I've been doing for the week. I'm going to try hard to remember all of the stuff I've done for the week (I know I should have written a report for everyday

Reply to What I'm about to tell you might come as a big shock... in Humor JoeUser Forums

hahaha.. I like your comment. Your very welcome.

Mentally Stable in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act s

Famous Celebrity Passes Away At Age 71 in Humor JoeUser Forums

It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay t

Work Report - May 26. 2004 in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

I fixed a bug on JoeUser with regard to the Search page. There was the Evil single quote that causes errors in the search by messing up the SQL statement. This has now been filters out and will no longer be a problem. Also fixed a bug in the SQL statement it self when in rare cases, the user can select several given options and as the page builds a SQL statement based

Reply to GAS PRICES ARE KILLING THE U.S.! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I've posted this because I drive over 100 miles a day going to work and my 1.8 liter engine costs me over $200.00 a month in gas. I am glad that it's not $4.00 a gallon, like you have mentioned.. otherwise I think I would quit my job and find one closer to home.

GAS PRICES ARE KILLING THE U.S.! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Okay, the gas prices here in the US are just crazy. How can $2.09 a gallon for gas EVER be a "good" deal? With gas prices so high, we all could use a lift (I mean that literally). So here are a few comics that I found I could relate with. :P <img src="https://www.joeuser.com/geo

Work Report - May 25. 2004 in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

Today was a pretty focused day. After some extensive discussions with Pat and Jr over how WinCustomize ver. 4 should initially operate, we parted for the day ready to overcome what ever came our way. For the most part, I accomplished quite a bit in terms of converting a design I have for WC4 over to DHTML (HTML, CSS, and JavaScript). The tricky part of it a

Work Report - May 21. 2004 in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

Okay, today was a busy crazy day! Here is a list of the things I did. --Wrote more then a dozen bug reports on PolMachine. --Played PolMachine for about 9 hours today. --Worked on the Wincustomize ver. 4 design in DHTML today (for only a little bit however.) --Fixed the GuiOlympics vote page to where it will only update total votes when requested

10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS in Humor JoeUser Forums

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that invol

Work Report - May 20.2004 in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

Worked some more on the WinCustomize ver 4 design. This time, exploring news ways to present the information. Did some research and found several DHTML based websites that had no HTML in them, and loaded seemingly faster, even though the size of the site was comparable. Attempting to do a DHTML mockup of the design. This is hoped to make the page load faster since the

Reply to work report for 5/19 in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

Hey, this is really interesting. Nice work JR. Hopefully we can find an alterative way to set these cookies.

Work Report - May 19.2004 in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

The following is what I have accomplished today. --Sent Bug 12 Reports to the PM Email address for testing. --Update the WIndowBlindsUtilities page with the latest information requested from email. --Converted a design in Photoshop for WB4 over to HTML for distribution to the web team. --Ate lunch :) --Fixed a annoying problem on the CreateAcc

Work Report - May 18.2004 in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

Today I worked on WinCustomize ver4 web design and started working on converting a concept from PhotoShop to HTML. After discussing with Pat, we will be attempting to create the most efficient and astatically pleasing page as possible. All the while, we do wish to create something fast and easy for the servers to serve up. It will be a little tricky to see how we can

Reply to Can you hear me now? in Business JoeUser Forums

Hello. I can hear you.

Daily Report in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

Today was a nice fun day. Not much really went on today in the beginning. I just fixed a bug on JoeUser.com articles page. Darn overwritten work issue... Also started working on a design for WinCustomize ver.4. It's looking good so far, but didn't spend to much time on it since I was assign to "play" Political Machine for a few long painful hours.. <

Reply to Why you shouldn't put your picture on the net... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

lol, that was pretty funny. I'm going to forward this to a few people.

Report (5-14-2003) in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

The following is a list of items that I have worked on today (Friday). --Worked on a WindowBlindsUtilies site to display Utilities available by developers who have created items of use. ----Updated text & graphics. --Worked on ImpressionCreator website. Will be finish this over the weekend. ----Updated text & graphics. Created several Pages. --Did

Reply to Excaliburs in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

everyone has so many medals!

Reply to Surf Slang in Humor JoeUser Forums

Dark-Star thinks of playing "Skate or Die" for Nintendo when he hears of "Goofy Foot".

Reply to Poltical Machine beta 2A available (0.85) in Political Machine News JoeUser Forums

Owch... that does not look good at all. What are your hardware settings StrategicAlliance?