Mr_Ph00ey2u

Mr_Ph00ey2u

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Reply to Messageboard Joke Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Signs That You're A Drunk: 1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group. 7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case: coincidence

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Reply to The Skinning Site Superbowl analogy in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I agree with your analogy, but because the free riders being able to browse the site alot of those free riders also become paying customers. If Bob didn't give out all the sodas and chips to the party crashers and only allowed them to look at the big screen TV through the window he may not have had that problem. If you are a paying customer you should get perks here just as Bob's invited guests should get a good seat, sodas & chips. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" b

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Reply to Anti-troll 101 in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Fuzzy..I do some of my best creating when I'm unconscious Seriously though...I keep my puters on all the time and sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with an inspiration...and get up and either make notes or actually do something. If I waited till the next day it's usually gone! <img src="h

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Reply to Messageboard Joke Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

A touching story... Truly a heart warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and believe there is hope for the human race." A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and

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Reply to Go Bucs! in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Actually from what I heard is he missed the bus to practice and didn't show, you'd think the coach would punish him with a fine rather than not let him play in such an important game. It's good for the Bucs...but still not fair in my eyes. Well anyway...Go Bucs! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/im

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Reply to Anti-troll 101 in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

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Reply to Messageboard Joke Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Speaking of Episodic Seinfeld flashbacks... Seinfeld Quotes: Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Did you ever notice when

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