Mr_Ph00ey2u

Mr_Ph00ey2u

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Men and women are equals in intellegence and smarts, they just think differently and it's that difference that made humans the dominent species on this planet,

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Overdue A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"

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Thanks Kim! Peace Talks Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bu

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The young teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked Iben , "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused silence, Iben offered this as his answer... "I guess you'd be eating alone." <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" border

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With Pleasure I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn. She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is four hundred a week." I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure. She shook her head and replied, "With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week." <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/surprised.

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I heard about it first thing this morning...and checked wc and some other sites that I thought might be running Microsoft SQL Server....all down.

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Actual Newspaper Headlines. GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT The Tallahassee Bugle MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS The Anchorage Alaska Times THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON The Arkansas Plainsman CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS Bangor Maine News CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL The Bosnia Bugle ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX San Antonio Rose PETRO

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