Mr_Ph00ey2u

Mr_Ph00ey2u

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Miss Bee was in her 80s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine

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I was just funnin' with ya, Shmoopy. I know you didn't break it I'd go nuts without the net...well maybe nuttier! WC is just comin' and goin' tonight! <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com/index.asp?C

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Ebonic 10 Commandments 1. I be God. Don' be dissing me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play that. 4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee. 5. Don' dis ya mama... an if ya know who ya daddy is, don' dis him neither. 6. Don' ice ya bros. 7. Stick it to ya own woman. 8. Don' be liftin no goods. 9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.

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New Medications S t . M o m ' s W o r t Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. ______________________________ E m p t y N e s t r o g e n Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ______________________________ P e p t o b i m b o Liquid si

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Oh!...BTW, The offical WC Tampa Bay Buc Sooper Bowl Party will be held here starting now. BYOB, Dress optional, electrons provided <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle" ALT="Powered by Sk

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SQ Hell?? Speaking of Computer Viruses and Worms, here's some to watch for ADAM AND EVE VIRUS Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer. AIRLINE VIRUS You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T VIRUS Every three minutes it tells you what great serv

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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, truck drivers, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit

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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up there?" <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddl

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