Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow

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I don't think I could handle having a nude computer. Imagine all the dust it would get on its, um, private parts You mean you're not gonna buy a Cherry 2000 when they come out? LMAO rent that movie with Melanie griffeth. Totally lame but unintentionally hilariously so.

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[quote]Is this why the pirate has one, but the wombat three????[/quote] No. You see his are swollen partially from all those failed pick up lines he used on all the female wombats when he and Killa were on their flippism gigs. Either that or I don't have sufficient games in to get the next rank.

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[quote]Pontius turn those fans off quick.. You have created a cyclone (Hurrican for our American friends). They named her Debbie and she is about to do Darwin.[/quote] Cap'n!!! de warp drive, she be stuck on maximum. She'll blow for sure soon. eject the core.... Ahhhhhhh... Fans off. phew. Unfortunately the damage is done. We've got snow here but you have to pay the shipping. I think I'll rent some snow making equipment first.

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Now wouldn't Alexis Rebecca Pax be a great name? Second behind Delenne Elizabeth Pax. Delenne would be Prenounced "Dell end" but without the last D Delenn wouldn't be a bad spelling. Cooooool. [Message Edited]

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PS: Can we work out some sort of heat/cold exchange. It's bloody hot here. Send snow soonest please. It's as we say around here *Male Body Part* shrinking cold!!!. HEHE But no dang snow. Dadgummit if it's gonna be miserably cold the least that could happen is we get a foot or two to play in. Sheez.... Yes I have been quiet lately . The Blushing bride and I have put my little unit on the market and are going to put an offer on a friends place (He just got

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A bit of good news, we got a ultrasound a little bit early (baby is going great!) and it looks like it's going to be another girl. I'd like to have a naming contest - can't promise I'll use it in real life - but I'll use it in stories. First name Delenn Middle name Elizabeth

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I wonder how Santa is going to treat us pirates. We can't say we have been good this year, that is for sure When I meat up with Santa it's Father xmas, give us your money. We have no need of your silly toys...... But maybe the brandy fudge and fine whiskey we leave out in the observation lounge will score us more points than cookies and milk. Bribes have always worked before. Besides, who wan'ts to fly in the cold in a sleigh without a lil flask

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Welcome aboard the survey ship of dome Hegitaga. We have a Cutlass with your name on it in the Armory!!!! In empire news today, we now hold #1 on the individual board Neutral allignment. :) :) How long remains to be seen. Kind of slow around here the closer we get to xmas. Have a merry one. Stories to be posted. A G.R.O.S.S. er's xmas shopping tale The Hobbit throwing olympics. Read em in the future when I get well enough to write em.

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Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I like the way is right now, no political mess in my hands. I like to fight no to sit down around tables drinking tea and eating bisquotis. HEHE. Nothing was more frustrating than on the Civ games: "You are overruled in the senate. Action cancelled." It's like AAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH.!!!! Revolution time.

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I'm gonna hold off on 1.13 Once I'm sure it's less buggy than what I have, I'll go with it. Stopped by to say Merry Christmas. It's time for the annual orgy of 24/7 football (American style) known as the bowl season...... Football (euro style) is far more enjoyable played than watched. Although come to think of it, American style is far more enjoyable watched than played. A 350 pound lineman ripping into my exposed ribs from the side with 4.8 speed with a crash helmet

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you already know how, just look at post#18 Uh no. I don't know how they come up. I only know they sometimes come up when I use quote. Thank you very much. Perhaps you should reread and read other threads where it's happened and rethink your position. Again you jump to conclusions not in evidence. If you are insinuating something come on and spell it out.

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Pontius what happened? You are very cool usually. Don't let a small incident spoil your christmas spirit. Just forgive him and let him have his 24 seconds spotlight!!! Mayito: Already done. He's the one that brought up veterenship not me.. I'll give him my veteranship if that's what he wants and I indeed can if it's so important to him. Like I said. It's not important to me. It's xmas. Time to go shop till I drop!!! HEHE. And if some old lady gets in my way.....I'll run her ove

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[quote]PontiusBruinPilot >>> and someone made you a veteran, what a shame.[/quote] BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU JEALOUS LITTLE BOY!!!!!!!!!! Funny thing is, I declared already that I don't care about veteran or citizen or whatever. It's merely a popularity contest. It's a shame dispite all your shameless waaaaaaah make me a veteren and all the shameless waaaaaaaah make our emporer a veteren, you weren't made one. Perhaps if you were you'd spare us all the bawling about it?? I'll tell you w

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[quote]PontiusBruinPilot >>>> so what does post 14 have to do with anything? you said that we are wannabes since we celebrate christmas, and i proved you wrong, and now you are angry. [/quote] You didn't prove anything wrong. Learn logic idiot. Or don't they teach that at your school? The fact remains. Christmas is a holiday of giving and good. You know... The friggen word CHRIST!!!! followed by mas. Oh but I guess you can't figure that out. Nor could you figure out The

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