[quote]I got the captured space pirates event! I am deeply honored to find recognition for our empire in the game itself. I let the pirates go of course. [/quote] I always choose the option of gettting the location of the booty, then keeping it for meself. HEHE. We have a new kiddy show we produced to start airing on Fellowship and MWC tv's everywhere. Pontius the Pirate Can he steal it!!! Pontius the pirate YES HE CAN!!!!
[quote]Damn right you're bootylicious. Everyone can see it. Theys gonna gang up and swarm ya and take everything you've got. You won't have nothing left... not even that booty! ahHAhahahahAAAA[/quote] Naaaaaaah. We put fake coins in the bags to attract the Women. The real stuff is stashed elsewhere.
[quote]Thats odd.. last game I submitted only increased my score by about 7K but increased my total games by 2... Along with others I've read recently in the threads there seems to be something awry with submitting to the metaverse.. [/quote] Mine must have done the same. a 54k only put me up 5k. Count your actual games posted and see if it jibes with the count in the meta.
Ohhh Shake shake shake. Clink clink clink clink Shake Shake shake Shake your booty... Oh you mean that song doesn't mean shake our bags of booty up and down to hear the coinage clink?
[quote]A certain bat who will remain nameless (but should be here too) used to perform a very similar function in a galaxy far, far away....[/quote] The Bat has disappeared and the evil empire is going down in flames. I stopped doing those reports when the names got too sparse..... But With new members, the G.R.O.S.S. board reports will resume once again soon.
[quote]I apologize if I missed anyone... that's quite a list though. [/quote] Ahem. [quote]Fortunately, Spellforce arrived in time and this embarrassing diplomatic incident was quickly resolved (Pun intended). Cypher Pax when asked for a comment, ‘I can’t believe our dad turned us in – he must be pretty angry about that last raid of his liquor hold on the Survey Ship of Doom.’ Killa Koala was less understanding, ‘This is an outrage against animal
Booom!!! there it is Boom!!! there it is.. Large Maso 48k... Not bad. Not bad. Rum Runners within sensor range. That's a pretty former top 25 medal Kit. Hope you get the current one back....
[quote]GALLOP GALLOP GALLOPNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAND OVER DAT RUM YA WEEVIL'D SEADOGS!NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHGALLOP GALLOP GALLOP[/quote] Here it is :VOMIT:
Dang Rum Runners. Fired up the engines and passed us while we were drinkin their entire stash. Got a new recruit. They won't stay that way long. To arms!!!! Prepare the Guns!!!!! Roll out the sweeps.
[quote]evil is good aslong as you arent a vampire slave [/quote] Yes, that's why we're the best empire going. Evil is no fun if there isn't a profit in it. Come to think of it neither is being good, or neutral.
[quote]Psst...wanna know the truth about the Metaverse? Read this[/quote] I'm the one. I know the truth about the Geektrix. But I see you've made EBZ your source on altarian incursions. Nice. Oh, and in true pirate fashion, my absolute favorite tactic: let the other races batter down someone's defenses (usually the minor races first), then sweep in with a Battlecruiser (or the Survey Ship of Doom!, if it got a weapons upgrade) to kill a last colony ship or two an
[quote]and as the survivors try and make sense of the chaos and mount some sort of cohesion, their comms and vids phase with static. Suddenly the G.R.O.S.S logo appears and a pirate song is broadcasted to all.... [/quote] Yo ho ho ho a pirates life for me.... da da da da da da......And really bad eggs.... Now lets get the Canadians!!!!!!!
[quote]Three cheers!! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Does this mean our daily alcohol limit has been increased??and we those fountain plans submited can be built? instead of water, the rum? [/quote] But of course. Any G.R.O.S.S. fountain would have to spew booze. It's a requirement. I'm tryin to get another game in. It's going slowly, however.
Their Rum Be ours Mateys!!! We've moved up a notch. Hmmmm why aren't they over here trolling our thread now? Come to think of it, where's the evil empire been lately?
Just then Wombat sees a piece of lit toilet paper running into the latrine. "DUCK!!!!! Wombat tackles Killa just as the toilet bomb explodes. He hears mrs wombat shreak..... Ewwww Yuck, all over my new dress!!!! SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS PRANK. HONEY DIPPER!!!!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!
The party was a success. The Pirate had won the chili cook off, again. Wombat went to the latrine after consuming much of the beans and drinking heavily as usual. "INCOMING MR. FURIOUS" he thought. Then he walked in to find the latrine overflowing. Killa walked by him in the hall. "Hey Wombie, what Gives?" "I'm furiuous with Furious. Where is that honey Dipper?
Some rotten president scheduled a 7pm meeting and I'm going to take it out on you Schweinhunde! (The music to Loser by Beck starts playing over the SF loudspeakers. A pirate-accented voice begins singing karaoke.) In the time of chimpanzees there was a Wombat Butane in his veins so he’s out to flee the combat With the plastic eyeballs spray paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
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