Mr_Frog

Reply to you're a happy pot of style, babe ! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Oh....my....god. I am speechless, but that may be due to the fact that I am recovering from uncontrollable fits of laughter. -- B

Reply to Out of Order! in Humor JoeUser Forums

14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist Having kids, I'm all too familiar with this one. Perhaps if I get a Pokemon he'll at least be kind enough to offer a spliff before the anal probing. -- B

Reply to My list of the best free thinkers since friday in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I think Frank Zappa was one of the most mis-understood musical geniuses of our time. I listen to him all the time and people just don't understand his music. And he's done SO MUCH! -- B

Reply to Aussie wins miss Universe! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah, you guys sure know how to squeeze out the lookers down there. And from what I hear, they all like barbeque! Yee haw! -- B

Reply to Gasoline Powered Cat Box in Misc JoeUser Forums

Oh my god, I'm dying over here. I have three cats and I'm just waiting for the day when I can pay my oldest son to start cleaning out the cat box. Porsche engine indeed. -- B

Reply to Feel My Pain, Writers in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm there with you, man. People say that I should be in a band and play guitar for others. I play for myself. Sure I suck, but it's *my* playing. For me. And no-one can take that away, or make a music video of it. -- B

Reply to Ism in Misc JoeUser Forums

Oh, and by the way...I'm addling you to my blog roll. I went back and read some of your other stuff and I like what I see. -- B

Reply to Ism in Misc JoeUser Forums

I defeated one of my Isms! Quitting smoking...boy ain't it a bitch? If I could give you two insightful ratings for this article I would. -- B

Reply to Respect for Yourself in Blogging JoeUser Forums

What is it about North Richmond and being a shithole magnet for crack-heads and other miscreants. North Richmond, California is much the same way, and I lived only a few miles from there. Oy. -- B

Reply to If my middle finger could talk in Misc JoeUser Forums

A-fucking-men! I wish it were as difficult to get a driver's licence here in the US as it is in say Germany. I would reckon that 90% of the people driving today don't even know how to use hand signals properly (yes, they are useful sometimes boys and girls) -- B

Reply to Baby doesn't like watermelon. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

My son used to heave every time we gave him peas. The peas would go in, and he'd gag. Still happens, and he's almost 10. Peas were created to poison the likes of us who think they're the most vile vegetable to grow on the great green Earth. Pleagh! -- B

Reply to Cock Blockers in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Hah! And I thought "cock-blocking" was a term that was only used in the states. It's funny, I've seen my single friends do this to each other all the time, and it makes me laugh and be thankful that I am married and don't have to worry about blokes cock-blocking me from my woman. -- B

Reply to According to the TSA,"I" am a risk....yeah right in Welcome JoeUser Forums

You must take a lot of one-way flights. On business trips, if it's a one-way...BAM! Instant trip to the anal-probe aisle. -- B

Reply to a maximum standard of living ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I think this is the basis of what a utopian Communist society would be. The reason why Communism will never work is because there is always going to be someone better at the top pulling the strings. -- B

Reply to Gun Control in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

Gun control...is hitting your target. -- B

Reply to The Definition of a Troll in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've been considering writing an article about trolling, but I think there's been enough good ones (such as this one) that it's unnecessary. I personally think that many people's egos aren't ready for online publishing. They just can't take opposition or criticism objectively. -- B

Reply to The mic amplifies your voice only if it's near your mouth. in Misc JoeUser Forums

hahaha, KarmaGirl, I nearly split a rib laughing at that. -- B

Reply to Honda it`s cool ! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I'd have to agree, that's a great commercial. Seen it a while back and it still makes me chuckle. -- B

Reply to My Son has Scarlet Fever! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Aieee! There's nothing worse than seeing your kids suffer from falling ill and feeling like there's not much you can do to make them feel better. Hope he gets better soon. -- B

Reply to Morons among us. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

get on your roof on the opposite side, and roll a bowling ball down the slope of the roof Or you could just drop golf balls on his head every time he whacks one. -- B

Reply to Brad & Debbie's 10 year anniversary in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Brad, congratulations on making it to 10 years in an era where most marriages don't last one. My mom and dad have been together for 37 years this year, and that's huge. As long as you both stay true to yourselves and each other, it should go all the way. -- B (working on 6 years)

Reply to Amazing Facts in Misc JoeUser Forums

The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night. It's eight spiders now? Last I read it was seven. I guess it's all the low carbs phase everyone is going through. -- B

Reply to Just a few baby pictures. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

What a little ham! I'm finding that my little one is loving the outdoors...he gets sad when it's time to come in. Great pictures! -- B

Reply to Hello, my name is Muggaz, and I am a Troll! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Oh, come on! Lily Tomlin is the shit! The only woman who could talk about a chainsaw engine powered vibrator with a straight face. -- B

Reply to Lonesome and I... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

You, nor your husband are anything like I pictured in my mind. Not a bad thing, mind you. -- B