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Reply to Betty Crocker I am NOT! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

His wife made him a cake. You spent thought, time and energy for something he would like. He'll love it. There are several dishes my wife makes. I love it when she makes it especially for me. Also, ITS CAKE !!!!!! What's not to love. IG CAKE !!!! CAKE !!!!!! CAKE !!!!!!

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Reply to God the Father in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Really not sure what the point of this is, Don't worry about it. Actually, no one expresses an actual opinion except The Old Man. IG

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God the Father in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

The Old Man paced the room. A young man works at a drafting table, another reads. A young woman places a vase or roses on the table. “Sit down, you’re wearing a path in the carpet. Besides you know when Julie and her friend Emma will be here.” “You mean her lesbian friend. Call it what it is Mary.” The Old Man replies. “Fine, her lesbian friend, Em

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A phone call to Mr. Bush in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Hank Jacobson, Head Supervisor of the US Armed Services Union, picks up a phone and dials a number: Hank: Hello, Mr. Bush, Hank Jacobson. First, congratulations on your recent performance review. All the service men are here for you. Now, the reason I called, you started the Iraq project we supplied the manpower for the deconstruction and reconstruction of

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Reply to You Aren't You, But I Am Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh thank God!!! I can say the truth and it will set me free. I can stop living the horrible blogging lie Yes it’s true, I am not Infogeek, socially-stunted, introverted, overly-tall, gawky, paunch-bellied, immature, information-craving, computer-loving, techno-nerd. I am in actuality, Lance Goodthrust. Well-endowed male porn actor/millionaire/social activist. My days are filled with filming at Stately Goodthrust Manor; my nights

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Reply to Get a life... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

BTW... Has anybody noticed the ruskies have developed a new nuke? Actually they only say they have it developed. I do not think that outside the country has seen it. But your point is taken. Was it shown at 8 or 9? 8 is cutting it close, but 9 should not have been a problem. IG

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Reply to Marines taking out the trash in Fallujah in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I think someone just did not follow procedure, and it wasn't the shooter. As I understand it a team of marines cleared out a mosque on Day 1, on Day 2 another group of marines entered the mosque and found 5 injured iraqis. Now, if they were prisoners, where were the guards, who could say "don't shoot him". If they were placed by other iraqis thinking that once cleared marines don't look back, then they become a genuine threat. I think someone

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An idea I got from a Texas Wahine article in Current Events JoeUser Forums

OK, So I was reading the messages that I missed over the weekend. And I read the one from Texas Wahine about how her December is in the dumper. and the JU people offered words of encouragement. Now Dear Abby has this letter writing campaign for the troops, which due to Armed Forces mail is over, but I thought, one card can cross the states in a matter of d

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Reply to ABC affiliates refusing to show 'Saving Private Ryan' in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Now, ABC also put these affiliates in a bad position, because they told them that they couldn't show the movie after 10PM... which is also part of the problem here. In their defense it is a 2-3 hour movie. If it started after ten, the local news, and their late night programming woulf be shot along with

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Bifocals, part 2 in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I just got a call. My new glasses are ready. I will pick them up Thursday. At least they were ready for my trip to NY. Let me tell you what my Mom said when I told her I needed bifocals. Did she offer words of comfort like, no one will notice without the line, or you'll adjust quickly, oh no, not Mom. Her words? "God, those are a pain in the ass."<B

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David Hasselhoff in the new SpongeBob Movie in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I just saw a brief clip. I will see it next week with my kids, but for Hasselhoof to appear in Baywatch gear. The man has a great sense about himself. I have seen him on Leno and he has such a "guys, it was a TV show about Life Guards" sense of humor about himself. IG

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Old Photographs in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I was just going through my Grandfathers effects and he had a large number of black and white pre-1960 photographs and I noticed something, so I check other old blacka and white pictures, civil war books, etc. No one smiled. A few in the family pile, but in general, no one seems happy to be photographed. Am I off on this? IG .<!-- Ju-A

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Reply to Sorry kids, no Santa this year! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

hawaïan shirt with red hibiscus on it There's a song for that: Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day That's the island greeting that we send to you From the land where palm trees sway Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright The s

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Reply to Sorry kids, no Santa this year! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Now for another view: Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs They believe in Muhammad And not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle East and say... "Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry fucking Christmas<B

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