Everywhere I go, they're watching me....with those huge, brown, scary hobbit sized eyes. They know no fear. They can't be stopped. And Dharma thought I was paranoid.... (I tell you that sparrow had a camera!) <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Qu
No one will read this. You're right. There's no-one here. Speaking of insanity... there's not even an Internet. Nope -- it's all in your head. So actually, the entire multitude of "too many bloggers" are actually all you. Don't think about it too much. Just go on like everythin
Well, NBC's Last Comic Standing is now in the finals. Last Thursday they had the "reveal show" to give the results of viewers' voting from the previous Tuesday. The final six were cut in half. Bye-bye, Jay London (my personal pick for winner). Bye-b
But Fred Harteis is a genius! Fred Harteis wants only the best for all! Fred Harteis is the kindest most benevolent individual that ever lived! Fred Harteis is like unto us a god! Fred Harteis farts Channel No. 5 and pees pure champagne! Fred Harteis ... um... Fred Harteis ... whooo (shakes head) ...damn hypnotic blog titles!!!!!
We're not all out to get you, you know. Well, I'm not on disability or welfare, so I'm not particularly concerned about the "sparrow" with the embedded digital camera who seemed highly amused at my tree climbing attempts. <img src="../ima
The roof-mounted cooler wailed with an ear splitting intensity that would shame a banshee. (Or so I imagined, not having ever heard an actual banshee. I did date a girl once who was clearly at least half banshee, but that doesn't count.) Rather than call
I read it. It's too long and doesn't make its case. The trying to catalog Bush's lies is weak, especially compared to, say, the case made in the book "The Lies of George W. Bush." Too much of the article is, to me, jingoistic. Throw out the right terms -- "neo-con," "doubts about Darwinian evolution," put "partial birth" in quotes, refer to the oposition as "lunatic" and your side as "rational," etc -- and who needs... um... "ration
I feel like i dunno what to say in response. I needed to say how i felt. I dunno what i want to do right now though. You don't have to respond. I tend to let people believe what they believe. I find that the best you can do is just present it as, "That's very interesting. This is my take on it..
I made them as dumb as I possibly could and named them Jessica and Ashlee Simpson LMFAO. C'mon, Mom! That's solid gold! Now if we could only lure the real Jessica Simpson into a kitchen....
I used to do the same with Spanish in So Cal. I love it when hispanic people look at all the whities and start speaking Spanish so no-one will know what they are saying. hehehehehe. Somehow I always resisted telling them, "Unos gringos hablamos español." I wish I could speak as many languages as I can read or understand when spoken.
the Mondays are probably getting ready for or on their way to work and the Sundays are enjoying their weekends and their families Well, since I don't know from "work" and weekends have long been pretty much just another day for me, and "family?" what the heck is that? I'm lurking about. <img src="../im
Heh, I got a 28. I think that scores me a little too conservative. Reading some of the Q's and my answers I was concerned it was going to score me extremely consevative, but it didn't. If there were more questions on arts and freedom of speech I would have skewed more center. Also for several of the Q's I didn't agree with either assesment but was forced to pick. Again, that would throw me more center or liberal. I re-took the test, lea
I hardly see how stating the obvious is stereotyping. I think its highly probable that more men have consensual sex with women under the age of consent (statuatory rape) than the opposite, and I'm quite sure that Department of Justice statistics would prove that out. Is that because there are not as m
as long as youre still in the game, Actually I have just come to realize that the game I most wanted to win -- a game I had won but was too stupid to see it -- I have officially lost. Sometimes events happen that reinterpret your entire life against your will. Life has hit me in the face with a
Dharma: You have my email address (if you lost it, it's on my blog page) - please use it. I actually considered writing you before I wrote this, but I know what a difficult time you've been having and it didn't seem right to burden you with my junk. <img src="../images/smiles/smile.gif" border=
Okay, now that I have recovered and picked myself up off the floor... BakerStreet has voiced his opinion, what do the rest of you think? What would be your picks for the categories at hand? And have I seen too many Sandra Bullock movies? Should I not start out later today to set up my tent so I can be first in line for Miss Congeniality II (which is only now filming)? Will Sandra come to her senses and dump that ^#%$! Jessie James?</fon
you didnt do the lenny bruce thing? I wrote half of it. I wanted to post it on the actual anniversary. It got to be after 11:30 pm JU time and I came here and posted a placeholder I could later replace (so it would have the right date). I meant to finish it that night and get back to it later. The jist
Speed 2 is a girl movie? I don't know if I wanna meet that girl... the "best" movie I thought of was Love Potion #9. *Gasp* (faint) *Thud*
Is it horrible that I'm happy she is 40 now, though? Personally I don't care how old she gets -- I pledge to remain Sandra-addicted.
hehehehe. Accurate or not, Salamandre, SnobIsMe's link is pretty funny. 'The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." ' 'The Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." ' Well worth a read. <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif
For example one can quite easily point out the fact 40% of americans have no healthcare cover, Sheesh, even John Kerry doesn't put it that high!
Oh man, that's how you score Sheryl Crow? By brushing your teeth, showering, and using deoderant? Darn, so that is what I was doing wrong all these years! They also found a white towel but mistook it for evidence that he was about to quit.
The new commercial for M. Night Shyamalan 's film "The Village" has a massive lie in it. It says, literally, " Ebert and Roeper call it on
I need to warn you about using a "refer a friend" service called refer-a-page.com . While their "privacy policy" (excuse me while I laugh till I hyperventilate) states... "We do NOT collect
Last week Sandra Bullock celebrated her 40th birthday. (Do you really "celebrate" turning 40? I mean, there are still fingernail marks in the floor from my being dragged into 30. -- Yeah, I know, I have to get in front of the wave with my blogs; I'm always playing
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