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Reply to When Muppets Attack in Misc JoeUser Forums

A dingo ate my bloggie! A dingo ate my bloggie!

Reply to Underground Theater/Homemade Art in Art JoeUser Forums

A new local theater company was starting a reading series, where you pay $5, grab a couple of beers, read for five minutes from your own work and receive some input. Nice idea, I like it. <TD class="m

Reply to How Addicted to Joeuser Are You? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well now I'm officially the most addicted person on JU. So, no worries about being the most addicted Gene Bless you, Carebear! Maybe we should start a support group?

Reply to Masks on JU exposed in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Phoenixboi what do you imagine you have accomplished? First you launch a veiled threat against the entire site that gets innocents afraid and terrorized that you might be talking about them. (Who is the real life -- not fictional -- terrorist around here?) You make promises you never fulfill then change the definition of what you threatened so you can pretend to have succeeded. Sir Peter continues the way he always has. What has been revealed? Y

Sneaking Them In in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I rarely have an idea, sit down to bang out a blog, then post said blog all at one time. Sometimes there are many months between conception and writing, then even more months before posting. (I'm being kind to myself. I have ideas from last December I haven't even nudged with my toe since.) &nbs

Reply to You people don't come to see me anymore! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I can't speak for anyone else, of course, but I think the whole Ashlee Ryder controversy cast a pale over all of JU's teens. I've seen it expressed that maybe none of you are real. That can't be good for readership. Maybe time will help heal that rift Maybe not. I don't really know what would do it.

Is the Trusted Circle Dead? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Those of who are/were members of my circle of trusted bloggers may have noticed my Welcome to the "Trusted Circle" article a while back. (And if you can see this you are in the circle.)

Reply to How Addicted to Joeuser Are You? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Dang, I got a 74 -- I'm now officially the most addicted person on JU. For the love of God someone score higher than me!!!! If you'll excuse me, I have to go read every blog posted over the last 5 days and leave as many inane, psudo-funny comments as I can. There're points to be scored!

Reply to Welcome to the "Trusted Circle" in Welcome JoeUser Forums

i'm happy to be in your clique, "Clique" was probably a bad choice of words, even though I was being facetious. The word is frowned upon by the community as a whole as pejorative. The community also has a low-tolerance for high-humour. JoeUser: Howie Mandel in a Lenny Bruce world. *SIGH* (Hmm, I like th

Reply to Does anybody listen to 'carpenters' these days? in Music JoeUser Forums

I remember The Gnome-Mobile. I think I have a tie-in paperback edition of the book (with a picture from the film on the cover -- old guy, car, kids, gnomes all over the place) in storage somewhere. It's a good movie, as I recall, but I haven't seen it since the mid-80's. It makes a nice double feature with Darby O'Gill and the Little People. (Weren't they the same kids f

Reply to Masks on JU exposed in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I keep thinking the other shoe will drop and you'll make good on your claim to "unmask" or "expose" I get the feeling that the "expose" part has been shifted from "exposing who Sir Peter really is" to "If you come on here and support Sir Peter I have exposed you as being a racist, bigoted, homophobe"

Reply to Masks on JU exposed in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Pete, I do find it interesting that your ilk don't come to fight your battle with you by your side. Why are you so suddenly all alone? Maybe they just don't want to be called rats, sycophants, acolytes, etc. in the name of "anti-vilification." Really, I don't even know why Sir Peter is partici

Reply to Would John Kerry do this?? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Kerry actually knows whats its like to be shot at in anger. GWB can't make the same claim. No, people only try to take Bush out with airplanes full of innocents. Reply By

Reply to With me or against me? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The only reason I avioid clicking people's articles is because I have given up on them posting anything of merit. I'll concur with that. It is rare when I "write a blooger off," though I do on occassion.

Reply to With me or against me? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

what do other users think of me? Well, I've seen you around enough that I recognize your name when I see it! Other than recoginition, though, I haven't formed any specific opinion, positive or negative. I guess that means you've neithe

Reply to Dirty rotten cheats in Dating JoeUser Forums

family can push you alot further though, and your trust for family is alot great, because there are so many unwritten rules when it comes to family. They usually stick by you and help you. No matter what. You've obviously never met my "family." <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgCo

Reply to Loser Lookout! in Misc JoeUser Forums

having spent several months driving thru west texas one day The first time I drove from L.A. to Florida I thought Texas would never end. There's an old rhymn to the effect (because I can't remember it exactly): Day after day S

Reply to Sleeping Like a Blog! in Misc JoeUser Forums

The ad agency that does the Carl's Jr. commercials should be "accidently" obliterated They don't have an outside agency. Carl's Jr. does their own advertising internally. (I've clashed with them before.)

Reply to Optical Illusion (For the Guys) in Humor JoeUser Forums

Huh? What boat?

Reply to Heinz Kerry Tells Reporter to "Shove It" in Politics JoeUser Forums

Just what I need, an African lecturing me on what is American and what isn't. It's relevant because Kerry has been pushing civility. Some leader. It's relevant because liberals keep blasting Bush about infringing first amendment rights. Then Loose Cannon Teresa goes and attacks a reporter. Brilliant. It relevant because you don't want the First Lady "just speaking her mind" at a state dinner and starting an internation

Reply to One Giant Bite for Mankind in Gadgets & Electronics JoeUser Forums

combining the words sporks and heattweaking in a single sentence must violate some kinda law I'm pretty sure it's listed somewhere in the Old Testament as "an abomination." (Little known fact: The Assyrians invented the spork. It was first introduced at Taco Baal.)

Reply to One Giant Bite for Mankind in Gadgets & Electronics JoeUser Forums

Um..won't your ears smells a little fishy after dinner? There is of course a joke here I am absolutely not going to touch (unless we want to make this an "adult content" article...).

Reply to One Giant Bite for Mankind in Gadgets & Electronics JoeUser Forums

It bites alright. Ewww. I keep a couple plastic wrapped sporks, pilfered from Taco Bell, in the car glove compartment. Much more sanitary.

Reply to French Arrogance in Current Events JoeUser Forums

So it seems that France is speaking for the entire European Union these days. I think becoming head of the "United States of Europe" has always been their intent. It's not surprising that a country characterized by arrogance would see nothing wrong with indicating their repugnant goal so publicly.</font

Funniest Thing This Week in Humor JoeUser Forums

My apologies if someone on JU has already pointed this out. There's a Shockwave political cartoon that's taking the 'Net by storm. It has John Kerry and George W. Bush dancing around and singing a very fractured version of "This Land Is Your Land." Highlights i