Theophilus Thistler

Theophilus Thistler

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Reply to Why the road toll rises at Christmas & other steamy stories in Misc JoeUser Forums

Death to all worker drones! Death to insubordinate technology! Death to mainstream plebs! Death to Death! *overkill* I laughed so much through this article. Thanks heaps. Im glad I could chizzy yo'self uuUP with Strong Bad and his homies. Hot footed car driving story... lol, you bleeding-edge h4rdk0r3 gurl, you!! I love the single entity household (in my current situation). I *tips his hat*

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"Well it's like that.... and that's the way it is..." in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Greetings fellow JoeUsers. I’m still alive and well over here. Haven't had much of a chance to update lately but I did finish telling you about the other characters in the Strong Bad series. Check out the updated article and the site I’m going on about .. I have been pretty dis

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Reply to Life vs Technology in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

Thunder storms, fires, waterfalls, sunsets, sunrises... I know what you mean. Sometimes it's even car crashes and fleeing flocks of lice-ridden pigeons. You just have to watch. I've been going on hikes to remote and, most times, largely untouched bushland lately. Generally in the rainforest ranges and places people dont like to go because its TOO HARD to get there. Taking next to no gear and just enough food and water for 2 or 3 days, that kind of thing. It's been a great experience so

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Random Thoughts.... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

She looks so familiar. I'm sure i've met her before... Well maybe thats not it. I think that maybe it's more... Maybe it's the way she cares about people so much about the ones that she knows and the ones she dont Maybe its her smile, maybe then, its her eyes maybe its because i know she don't bother with lies. Maybe its because i've been out searching my whole life for a woman just like her that will, one day, become my ..... From the instant attraction

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Reply to Hi Everybody! in Welcome JoeUser Forums

I was thinking that I should do some glamour shots for Max. He should have some pics for all his adoring female fans, in the ages 17-27 demographic, for signings and 'heart-felt' evanescent love messages. I'll definitely keep his number one fan posted.

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"This is a recorded message..." in Misc JoeUser Forums

Went to this gig tonight. Worked late and missed Another Day Down for the second time in a week. Not happy Jan! Saw Phoenix Down, Half Way Out (groovy-styley), Short of the Mark and probably some other band as well. All I have to say about it all is... Wow. Why would it be any other way? and I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived and feeling braindead. I hope i'm not going to get siiiicck. :-/ "Why don't you try a PowerNapDeluxe! (tm)? They're new!"

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*yawns* *scratches head* *yawns again* in Misc JoeUser Forums

*Ambles on in, inconspicuously* Well... guess what? I'm tired. Still. I guess I should stop trying to write this thing right before I go to bed. But then again, I was tired when I work up this morning. :( But anyway, in my torpidness, I decided I should let you know about a few things that you should pay attention to. O <fo

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Reply to Back of my hand ==> your face! in Misc JoeUser Forums

You don't need a topic... the way you described your day was entertaining enought for me. Just imagining imaginary people turning into a battered pulp at your hand, and probably a foot or two, had me laughing out loud :) I think that Seinfeld episode is sweet too. I love (well, maybe just like) pretty much every movie and TV episode that Janeane Garofalo is in. Her sense of humor always cracks me up. Oh... by the way... I copped those three left jabs right on the chin but manag

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Mud, like bitumen and concrete, IS good for your skin. in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Hello there World, This is John Laws. You know, people who know, use Valvoline..... I've been drinking it for years. It's what gives me my bowel-shakingly deep voice. Valvoline... you know what I mea.. *BLAM BLAM BLAM!!* *Ahem* Sorry about that... won't happen again. What's happening with you all today? Hope you are all content, with a belly

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Hi Everybody! in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Well. Here it is. My second attempt at an online journal of sorts. Only this time I promise I won't use it solely to post quirky little test/quiz results and whinge about crappy ex-girlfriends. I figure I’ll do this for a little while to see how it changes my everyday life. To try and keep myself accountable on several things and hopefully help keep my priorities and time organisation in check. Who knows.... it might be good. If I update regularly enough

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