Theophilus Thistler

Theophilus Thistler

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Reply to Advance Australia Fair in Politics JoeUser Forums

Yes yes! I was Laughing My Ass Off as well! Good show! You're a funny guy! Why don't you run attempt running the country? Or are you just happy being a commentator of sorts?

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Reply to dinner in the dark in Misc JoeUser Forums

Mig! I'm an aussie! I'm all the way up in sunny Qld though... so it's a bit of a hike from you I think. I'm totally fascinated by this dining in the dark idea!

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Reply to dinner in the dark in Misc JoeUser Forums

I am lucky to have great sight and I reckon that the restaurant idea is an excellent one! Actually, it would probably be a great idea for a date sometime. I can cook great tasting meals... they just generally look like crap and the darkeness could improve things in so many ways... not having to worry about body language, my hair looking funny or chicken in my teeth. It would probably make the conversation more forthcoming as well... I'm wit

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Reply to Kicking the Habit's in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Good on ya man! That's awesome news! I was in pretty much the same boat as you a couple of years ago. I realised that I couldnt continue the way I was going for the rest of my life and that every second I did was bringing me down a little more and smothering my potential. I decided I had to quit with the crap and gave both up cold turkey! I was thinking about doing it (quitting) for a while though and it took a while to get me thinking withou

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Reply to The Psychopath Test. in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I'm with Trina... I thought that she killed her sister out of jealousy (whether the guy liked her sister or sister liked the guy as well or something) and I thought of potato... I wish I'd thought of carrot though... I like their colour and shape much more than a boring old potato! But carrots dont make chips!

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Reply to If I treated guys like dirt, would guys want to date me? in Dating JoeUser Forums

Personally I love Geek Gurlz(tm) At least when I'm talking to them and I go off on some sort of nerdular tangent they at least know what I'm going on about I also won't put up with girls treating guys like dirt and if I see that a relationship I'm in isn't doing me any good then whay waste time continuing it? Not to say that I'm afraid of commitment and putting in an effort wher

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Reply to Spunky ladies rule! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I saw a pic of her in The Australian newspaper yesterday... I dont take much notice of tennis usually but she had on some sweet threads! Black top and skirt with silver studs on the hemlines. Uber street, not the usual prissy get-up. My kinda tennis I like non-conformists. The only problem with them though is they're all the same... <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border

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Reply to I'm now a murderer in Misc JoeUser Forums

I killed a possum once... I hit it no more than 3hrs after I got a new bodykit fitted to my car. Some old lady had been nursing it back to health and had just released it back into the wild. It shot out of her hands, across the road and *BAM* straight into the front bar of my car. This pissed me off for two reasons 1) I hate possums 2) My new front custom bar was now cracked and pretty much fallen off, scraping along the road until I could pu

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Reply to That'll teach 'em in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

That's pretty much it right there.. the reason most kids these days are anarchic and angry little turds is because (I think) they're poorly educated. Whether it be that they are illiterate, were never disciplined or taught proper manners, whatever..... This RetroSchool sounds like a good idea to me! We can all see that standardised testing gets the kids nowhere fast and overly PC schools just let the problem kids do what they want... Maybe some 'Ye Old

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Reply to Hold your head up high in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I just think if a car goes psycho on the pavement, he should take it It would be the only gentlemanly thing to do I find strangers to be generally helpful and nice, even the ones that don't look like they would/should be. But agreed..

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Reply to My kind of Ride in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'll just take one of each thanks! And two of every Mustang. Oh... no GM's or Holdens though coz they're crap. I love way too many different cars. I should do an article...

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Reply to I sleep with a teddy bear in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

You sleep with a monkey!??! Wow! So do i Well... sometimes... other times he just hangs around by my door watching me sleep like any good monkey or stalker would do. I have two monkeys (pictures are in an early blog of mine) and two penguins at the moment, but I grew up hanging out wuth a big ol' puppy named *drumroll* Puppy. He eventually had to be retired due to the fact of him becomin

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Reply to Was Dr Seuss on something? in Humor JoeUser Forums

I was getting into my Seuss books today after reading your article today It was fun to check them out again! Speaking of Narnia.. my little brother saw some of those books in my room and had a bit of a browse... now he's fully into them (which is way cool in my books). Especially the other day when he rang me up to tell me he had been readig them and how excited he sounded tell

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Reply to How can I be good when everything is so expensive? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Besides, mofo's should be payin me to live in their hoodz n shiz lol@Muggz And what do you mean "How can I be good.."? Are you thinking that you'll have to knock over a bank and a couple of service stations if you're ever to buy yourself a house? Sometimes I think the same thing but then I remember that

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Reply to I Love You Because in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah... he sure does sound like an awesome guy. Your article sounds pretty much just like I'd want it to be for me when I get married

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Reply to Referral hell in Blogging JoeUser Forums

heh heh... sorry... I didnt mean to sound totally up myself (even a little bit actually) but I guess I did... my bad... Incidently, Planet Wayne is quite interesting this time of year... it's in the twilight of the seasons with warm clear days and cool nights. Perfect weather for knocking back a few brews in the afternoon after work and maybe putting on a BBQ with some mates. Tourism is low so most are guaranteed a hassle free and unhindered s

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Reply to Referral hell in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I have a LOT of referrals relating to "chicken tonight" or "i feel like chicken tonight". I suspect this to be because 1) Chicken tonight is yummy and 2) The article it points to has a photo of me. I have had stalkers in the past... I would be frustrated but not surprised if I had a net-stalker or admirer from afar that I didn't know about My main other referrals were relating t

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Reply to Internet Dating in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I met and dated a couple of girls originating from an internet hookup. It's a little hard to see now... but yes.. I used to be somewhat socially retarded and so were the girls that I went out with. Hence the use of the wondrous internet. I find the net useful still... but not as a dating tool. Mainly for keeping in contact with friends and tracking down info for work. And JU of course!

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