Theophilus Thistler

Theophilus Thistler

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Reply to Way cool in Misc JoeUser Forums

And you know what's even MORE freaky?!?! 16x2=32 and 32 is 10 less than the meaning of life, 42. I'm totally hiding under my bed right now!

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Reply to Checking In in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm going to have to go and get a late night snack now.... reading that sign-off made me think of mushrooms and tomatoes frying in the pan with maybe a little onion & cracked pepper.... AHHHH!!! Now I'm smelling french toast cooking!!! Ima goin insaaannneee! Sometimes I wish I didn't love food so much.... then I just feel hungry.

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Introspective Introspectiveness in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well... I just commented on Mugz' latest article. http://muggaz.joeuser.com/articleComments.asp?AID=22671 Like I said, it's kinda strange when you voice inner opinions or give insight to your psyche that would probably otherwise be unnoticed by possibly even your closest friends. But then again... this is really what I started blogging again for. To

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Reply to A Penguin named Ralph. in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I have a monkey named Max and he's the cause of the current title of my blog. I don't ever feel the urge to write from his perspective anymore or listen to much he has to say because his personality seems to be directly related to someone I used to be. I dont hate him or my old self in any way coz that's in the past and there isn't a dang thing I can do to change it. I have a newer monkey who is much bigger, more functional and better looking than Max,

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Reply to Wilde Ride in Books JoeUser Forums

language, please mr wayne *stern look* my dear... misanthropic.... of course everything in my blog revolves entirely around you and there is no inkling of my own enjoyment of any sort of literary craftsmanship in this article. although i must admit although i guessed he was a homosexual, i had had no idea he was also flaming.

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Reply to Embrace your Inner Homo! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I have a friend who left his home in central qld and moved to Sydney for this exact reason. So he could embrace his inner homo. He's hetro and now married but he always had more style than anyone he ever had the chance to socialise with in Footy-head/Hicksville Qld. That said, my brothers call me a homo all the time (and not just coz they are my brothers and thats what brothers do). All I can say about your article is umm.... W3rd Y0!

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Reply to Matts-a-million in Misc JoeUser Forums

"Bueller.... Bueller... Bueller?" That sometimes plays in my head like an annoying song... Especially when i'm looking for something I don't really feel like finding.. I'm also a big believer in the quote "Life moves pretty fast..if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." W00t & huzzah! I love that movie! Especially the scene where he's singin

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Reply to A new addition to my family... and a sad farewell in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

While trying to think of something very street and funky to name my phone (Nokia 7250i in metallic plum) I couldn't think of any other names besides Alexandria, and that sounded too posh. Now who better to suggest a monicker for my phone than the guru of the moment for such things, Teegs? So... Violette it is. Thanks be to you!

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Reply to I said NO and that's final! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I'm submitting my resume to that other place today (Thurs). I was a bit hisitant to do so because I get pretty loyal with things.. but I have to live & pay my bills. Viva Italia is going really well. I have 4 shifts there this week and besides having to pay me more than anyone else (except the chefs I imagine) there, they seem to all love my work. It's a real nice place to work. Just a shame that I have to work nights sometimes. I'm not sure w

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Reply to Drugs are bad...that's all I have to say in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Makes me sad to hear stories like this. I was once the one causing my family pain by indulging myself without apparent consequence. It wasn't until I was shown a bit of tough love and not given any financial assistance whatsoever that I started to find my way out of the problem, see the error of my ways and seek help when I needed it. Really, nobody, not even my family or my girlfriend I had at the time (who I loved to bits), could make me stop or tell

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Reply to Am I sad enough to admit that I love Australian Idol? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

The first step in overcoming a problem is to admit that you have one. I'm glad you are considering seeking professional counselling as I believe it is the best way to overcome an ailment such as this. Am I not pretty enough, "Some people have a southern accent, and those are hot. Tegan is

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Reply to the oxymoronic "intelligent argument" in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Have to totally agree with you there. I was actually talking to some friends about people fully respecting (and possibly even believing) others beliefs just on the sole merit of their good example of practicing instead of preaching. Seeing is believing I suppose...

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I said NO and that's final! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

BAH! I can't believe the stuff I let myself do or not do, just to get along with people. The places I go, the things I miss out on and the stuff I give just to keep things running smoothly in my mostly hopefully (but usually hardly) perfect life. For starters, late Friday afternoon I get a call from my boss' wife saying "Hi Wayne. We

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Reply to My husband Lied to me in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Good work Nick Way to make you special lady feel spesh! They totally deserve it don't they? Definitely one of the only situations in which you're allowed to lie to your s/o...

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Guess WHAT?!? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

One month and one day since my last blog. Funny thing, that. Hrrmmmm... It'd be nice if I had my own computer here. Lots of stuff, cool and crap, has happened but I don't really have the time to tell... sooo.... Suffer in ya jocks! ;-) - :-D Happy 50th Birthday to my Mum though. She's the best mum in the world! The best i've ever had actual

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Reply to Deep down, we're all a bit like Spidey in Misc JoeUser Forums

This is why I love Spider Man. Regular kind-hearted guy fighting for good, the girl and justice for all, great and small. That, and the fact I love red and spiders. Now I think of it, I suppose the reason that Spider Man is one of my most favourite movies was because I could relate to him so easily and seeing that there is hope for good guys like us to succeed once in a while and kick some ass! <img src="../images/smiles/bigsmile.gif" border=0

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Reply to A working history for Brad Wardell in Business JoeUser Forums

I'd have to say I fully agree with you there Brad. Life is what you make it and most people could be living a better life if they only chose to do so. There was a point in my life where I got sick and became a member of John Howard's Surf Team (a slang term some use for Aussie welfare) for a little while, but that did absolutely nothing for my self esteem and motivation towards improving my life. I made a conscious decision to get out there a

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Reply to Behind Enemy Lines in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

OooOooOoh... I like your article muchly... but i'm much more interested in finding out about this lovely lady that has you smitten and almost caused an about-face to your usual "Hey Ladies!" ways...

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Reply to Wanna be a journo in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Little does everyone know that Miss Teegs was published on the FRONT page of Wednesdays paper! Not bad (*radtacularly*awesome*) for someone on work experience, I say. So, needless to say, her bulk excitement is warranted and also shared by many. Particularly me You GO GIRL! *groovalicious dancing*

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