Theophilus Thistler

Theophilus Thistler

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I'm never going to drive with my phone in my lap ever again! I might even have to start wearing more business shirts so I can keep it in the chest pocket instead of the hip pocket. Gotta keep the little boys healthy at all costs!

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As far as I can tell, there are a few consistencies between our likes and dislikes, but... Everyone is different (No two people are not on fire). For me it's usually different little things like mannerisms and a well-cut pair of flared jeans or a crazy sense of humor. Here's a few other things that light (and extinguish) my fire... Whats Hot: A nice smile, the eyes (it's all in the eyes), modesty, the token librarian and nerd girls in movies (

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Happy Birthday Sally!! Good to see you're having fun and still in a coherent state to post a quick update Now... something inspirational... ? Umm... 21... you're halfway to finding the meaning of life? 42. Sorry... that's all i've got. Happy birthday anyways!!

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I like You should write poetrymore often... this one is all dreamy and magical-like You always communicate your thoughts so well... Keep up the good work! I've been thinking for a while that I might write and post some poety or song lyrics but I've always found some random excuse not to.

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I met my first three girlfriends over IRC. It's pretty sad. They obviously didn't work out too well. I think the fact that we were both total nerds helped it to last a little while. The first only 3 months, the second about 6 months and the third about 18 months. Come to think of it, they all had serious issues of some description and I broke up with them thinking "What the hell was I thinking?!?". Still... doesn't mean the same will apply fo

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I love stuff... and things for that matter! I especially love this thing so much that some days I think i'll burst! Life gets like that sometimes, I guess. How's things with you? Oh... and welcome to JU!

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Good work, mate! Isn't it a fantastic feeling when things start running your way for a change? I've been in a similar boat recently. Hope you're enjoying the new job and all the best in securing that house!

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"You've got to... get yourself together... you been stuck in a studyrut... and you can't get out of it."

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Yeah! You're so old that I don't know why I didn't buy you a walking stick for your birthday! Either that or one of those 'Ye-olde-skool' two-wheeled pull-along shopping trolleys with matching scarf. Would you mind leaving your geek gear to me when you die? (Then I could blog from any room in the house!)

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It's ok Froggy-san, I got 10 outta 10 as well. I think it's because I can smell a nerd at 10 paces and know who to stay away from to keep myself out of trouble... I used to be a bit of a bedroom recluse many moons ago.... I didn't recognise any faces but I definitely recognised a few of the names.

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I'd say the fact that she has turned 21 is the reason for the 'adult' content... bit of subtle humor there Definitely have to say it's the best party I've been to in years and years... and nobody was even drinking. Awesome stuff!

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It's sweet when you know what you're doing is what God wants you to do. It's even better when it's blatantly evident that the whole deal has been set up by Him in the first place. Every week it seems I witness or hear of another situation where God has directed things to go a particular way where, if it was up to us humans, it would not usually be possible to happen h

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Owie! Stingy! Bad Hurty! My head feels so bad... like there's a bus load of prisoners from a hard labour camp drilling and bashing their way out from inside my head. I hope this goes away pronto! I have stuff to do tomorrow.... Like GO TO TEEGSTAR'S 21st BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!! Uber-W00tness!!!! It'll be radtacular! I can't wait! I'm not in the best

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I really liked that song! So much so that I even bought the CD single.. it's around here someplace. Parody music r0x0rz. Hey... I'm sorry about seeming to tease you about the Sonic Animation concert. It was just that I had an awesome time... I couldn't help it! If you really want to get back at me, you could go to a gig by The Streets and get Mike to sign a CD or beer coaster or something. That'll do the trick!

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Being stoned for that kinda punishment will just make your more sensitive rather than numbing the pain... at least in my experience. Can't say I've ever had the 'pleasure' of an anal probe though. You're a funny man, Mugz. I read this yesterday. Twice. I also read it three times today and every time I laughed to myself. I am constantly enjoying your work whether it be comical or serious. Although I can't figure out why you have a faci

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Monster Truck is also great, as are Dragon and Sugarbob. Teen Girl Squad is da bomb. Check out all 5eps in order! I'm feeling sorry that you hadn't checked this out earlier. I guess the link on my JU page isn't enough. IMHO it improves everyone's way of life. And those who think it doesn't are just in denial. IT'S OVER!!!

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My initial thought was one of mild shock, "How could they?!? What were they thinking?!?", and then a thought about who else would pick up a story like this but Channel 10... I continue reading and you proceed to reason out the entire 'argument' almost to the letter as I would have, had I thought about it for about 10 minutes or so. So yes, I agree with you. It's good though that they're showing an alternative family unit in a loving and favour

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