Moderateman Dude, relax, I'm not making any claim about how "The Right" is stupid just because Bush very humorlessly mangles sentences. Loosen up homey...it's Friday for God's sake. -Suspeckted
This is quite entertaining....take it a step further and it should be in The Onion, which by the way, is blocked through my schools server because: You cannot access the following Web address: http://www.theonion.com/ This site is blocked under the following categories: Jokes, Profanity I understand the Jokes, but profanity, I mean come on, every kid swears...oh wait, I mean jokes, yeah, why no jokes? -Sus
A coworker of mine was playing with some kids in the gym and one of our supervisors thought it would be funny to put his coat on the lost and found rack so he'd have to freak out for a bit looking for it since it was like -5 degrees that day. Well he found it before she knew he found it and hid it in another location. When it was his time to leave for the evening he began to "look" everywhere for it and my supervisor panicked thinking that
An Associated Press article ( Link ) outlined the two comments that Bush had some regrets for making because of their, "unintended consequences." The comments he was referring to were the famous "bring 'em on," and
Right winger you are talking out your arse. You are the person most guilty of this of anyone on the Left Right Centre whatever you want No, he is talking truth. We on the right do listen, and disagree. But we listen. The left? For that check out Dabe's post. ya think she would ever hear a word not spoken by her gods?
1. Liberal Quakers (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (98%) 3. Mahayana Buddhism (90%) 4. Jainism (87%) 5. Neo-Pagan (85%) 6. Reform Judaism (84%) 7. Theravada Buddhism (77%) 8. Bahá'í Faith (77%) 9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%) 10. Hinduism (74%) 11. Sikhism (73%) 12. New Age (73%) 13. Taoism (70%) 14. Orthodox Judaism (65%) 15. Orthodox
That's a fantastic joke!
Too bad you weren't in New Orleans with me and WLC a few summers back, some of those men and women were definitely skilled at their craft. -Suspeckted
Like, with yellow snow WLC? Lizard, I knew it was a quote, but your choice of quote is what my comment was aimed at. -Suspeckted
Yikes, who forgot to take an upper this morning?
pole dancing on the other hand, now that's a whole other story eh Lizard?
I shall never use dictionary.com again.
6 entries found for racked. rack1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rk) n. v. wracked, also racked wrack·ing, rack·ing wracks, racks v. tr. To cause the ruin of; wreck. v. intr. To be wrecked. Close enough. -Suspeckted PS - I really questioned your word in hopes that the questioning itself would lead you to conclude that I was, indeed, an ass myself for doing so. PP
You find it hilarious when one of your friends gets racked racked? Does it also make you an ass to make up words? -Suspeckted
Many of you no doubt have already seen this wonderful film and have laughed at the unfortunate reality of our summer time winterboot-wearing liger-drawing hero, Napolean. But the scene which I would like to discuss has nothing to do with Napolean at all. To those who I have already discussed this movie with, the following observation will likely be a repeat of earli
I admit that I have stuck my tongue to a pole before, I know that my sister has as well since my brother in law is Polish...ha ha ha! -Suspeckted (seriously, he is Polish)
Halliburton caused the Tsunami! I knew it! "Australia has recently promised to contribute $210 million to nations devestated by the tsunami, not to be outdone by such a small nation, George W. Bush has stated that he is diligently committed to learning how to spell 'tsunami.'" - (heard on local (clear channel) radio) -Suspeckted
Screw that kitten, my God, you're soooooooooooooooooo HOT! We should go out sometime and have "that sex." Seriously though, cute kitten, but I'm disappointed that you own a pair of those 4inch flip flops, damn do I hate those. Make O come out to that show with us tonight. -Suspeckted
Feel free to skip ahead to the actual story. So it's been somewhat of a story-filled week this first week back to school (work) since the kids had their winter break. I've been having to endure the elements outdoors at recess despite the bitterly cold weather but luckily there was enough excitement to keep my blood pumping and with warmer temps on the way I'm ha
Boo yah, I am sooo there, O is like 80 feet tall so best believe he can't hide behind too much. Then again, I suppose a 4 in. wide 80 foot tall tree would do the trick. Damn, get that boy to eat a sandwich and lay off the nic. -Suspeckted
Start loving yourself first Tex...stop looking for faults.. Sorry this is so far back in the thread, but I think it's a more profound point than many realize. I believe that a man (or a woman, or partner, or whatever) can only make a partner feel as good as they're willing to feel about themselves. So
Thanks for the visit Tex, and PS - my homegirl LeapingLiz has spoken well of you on many occasions. cough*DAN*cough Ouch! Trin takes a stab at someone else on my blog...I'm so honored. Just make sure you clean up the blood aft
Thanks y'all, this one rings especially true this week. At least I'm not up in the ol' college town where it was 20 below this morning with a 35 below windchill. -Suspeckted
I want a man who wants to laugh about a great big burp over pancakes and eggs during Saturday morning breakfast. A quality I have. (though, usually Sunday morning) and who ca
Apparently you're the only one who comments anymore WLC, but really, I do always look forward to the ones I can count on. -SuspeckTed
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