Maybe if I write of you, I won’t feel of these that haunt me, The best of friends, Have they ever touched? They’ve never really touched, Or truly looked at each other. What kind of friend have I been, Sitting alone, Stupid and smiling, Marveling at the great depth, All the while, Drowning in the shallows.
So....I'm adopting a no-drive policy if the distance I have to travel is under 5 miles.And you're to blame Seriously, I like that you ride everywhere, and it made me think about how much I drive and how unnecessary it is. This is one of the most flattering things an otherwise perfect stranger could te
Jamie I can appreciate that you, like many other otherwise sane people have this view. But for those that don't own cars (or in my case, those who don't always choose to use them) we pay taxes for roads too, and they've got every right to use them 365 days a year. It's a risk I take when I get onto a road that might not be ideal for biking conditions, but as Dr. Guy was kind enough to point out, when conditions aren't ideal for biking they may not be
Absolutely Rat, I'll get right on that, I think I'll get a Hummer, or maybe two. I thought your ID was Suspeck Ted, I guess that was a mis-assumption on my part, or he was just being an ID-ten-T in more ways than one. Huh? <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF
So as I biked home in the cold weather last night (Thursday) I was crossing a bridge where the road narrows significantly. I was doing my best to stay as far away as possible but apparently it wasn't enough for a Silver Jetta, the driver of which honked at me and sped past. To my cheerful surprise he got stuck at the next stoplight and I was able to catch up to him.
I made it to work by bike today so I'm still on schedule for my once a week winter commuting. This week has had extreme ups and downs, but fortunately the extreme up is still up there. Details to follow. Peace, Suspeckted PS - Lizard, hope to see ya Friday.
fine then, can I be the secretary for the Grand Archduke of the Entire Fucking Planet, or perhaps assistant manager of Planet Fucking services? Suspeckted
Sorry I didn't flag this thread to respond, I do work in an elementary school, but I'm not a licensed teacher. I'm a before/afterschool care provider.
If you're secretary of defense than can I be your secretary...I can type pretty fast and I make a mean cup of coffee. References available upon request: Suspeckted
Nice call, especially since a bra houses two breasts (well three in Total Recall) so you'd think it would be plural. Cause in a pair of socks one could fathom wearing one sock. But in a pair of underwear or pants, how could someone where just one of either of those items.
Q-Why did we go to war with nothing but swiss army knives and camouflaged Schwinns from 1983?A-You go to war with the army you have. As a biking advocate I find this offensive, and utterly hilarious.
Though it was only 20 some degrees on Saturday morning in Minneapolis I decided to try and get my bike out for one of the last remaining rides before the snow hits. THE CRASH I decided to take out the "Quad-B" (The Big, Bad, Black, Bike) my specialized Big Hit, and tear around uptown, downtown, dinkytown and the U. As I was winding around near th
Now, the more I see this, the more this offends me. Why would I want to delete and blacklist you? Because you don't agree with me? So what? If everyone blacklisted everyone else who disagreed with them, none of the discussions on this site would get very far. I'm a rightwinger, not a Nazi, though some of you out there may hav
I thought this was a party, put down that fuckin' biccardi, what are you? Retardi? look smarty, You hit me and I'll be hittin' you back, we don't sip daniels we chug yukon jack, or at least I do, I might be alone on this one, I just might be the only left here that's not strapped with guns, the only thing lined up in my sight is fu
Well thanks for letting me somewhat get away with that....and yes, the Bush qoute he uses (at least I think it's Bush) "this aggression will not stand," is hilarious. Suspeckted PS - this thread is pretty entertaining too..and though I can't comment on all, I do pick my nose with recklace abandon...my ears too.
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUSPEKTIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Dude abides AND the Dude minds. Both. Go check. Different parts. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.No lore challenges. GGGGRRRRRRR.TBT suspecktit, that's actually pretty funny. But listen "Taboob" why quote "the dude minds" that's hardly a quote. T
1) Most like to get? Any 2) Least like to get? Syphillis 3) Best I've had? parking ramp roof 4) Strangest? Church camp girls bathroom floor with fellow counselor...ick.. 5) Best I've given? Many ties for all of my rapid response to any late night booty calls. hmm, maybe everyone lost my number.
"The Dude minds, man!" Yes. The Dude minds. Now, I will set loose the torrent. The whole world is my classroom, and its various peoples will be my instructors. Come On Man! It's "The Dude Abides!" I'm emberassed for both of us for even having to point this out. Please consult your Big Lebowski handbo
This was a very interesting read and I wish you many more days of boredom. Suspeckted
I already hate the NFL for making it illegal for a team to ever be community owned again. If I have to listen to the owners of the vikes threaten to move the team if we don't build the billionaires a new stadium one more time I may have to go downtown and burn a purple flag. Peace Philo
Just Lose It is much lazier than the BEP song, but I did enjoy checkin' the list.
Clockwise that volume dial, cut some holes in this lampshade, I want to see the laughter that follows, When I'm dancing, all around the circlular table, add a leaf and give me a few partners. This ain't no square dance, so bring your round ass up this way, but mind the ceiling fan, that's spinning so. We are so sp
How good can I be at solving puzzles, if I never have all the pieces, if I've never had peace of mind, to realize a solitary dream taken out from the rest, preserved in original packaging, to be auctioned off to the highest bidder. "Do I hear 'one life wasted?' Yes, the man sitting there with the pen, scribbling frantically." <
It may surprise many of you to know that I was raised on heavy metal. Thank God for heavy metal or it's likely I would still be recovering from heavy drugs. We can all say we had difficult times as adolescents, and as a result nearly all of us had something we could turn to for solice. Mine was the meanest, angriest metal I could get my hands on. Though I was a de
Yanda, this is definitely not a genuine article from me as it is a mere cut and paste job as opposed to other recent ramblings of mine. Good to hear you're alive. You going to be around during this sham of a holiday we have coming up?
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