So what is the alternative? My first suggestion would be to smother target nations in aid-based corruption. Sponsor every side in a conflict, and bring about civil war wherever possible if stability is the goal. Or simply allow a hostile, popular government to gain power and then use drug-funded rebels and time to crush an entire
Ha Ha and Ha! PS - I'm still waitin' for you and Rat to weigh in on my under flaps article from a few days ago. It just didn't yield quite the response I was hoping for, or resemble the great depth of discussion we engaged in. -Suspeckted
I'm very interested in how this works out for you. I have often thought I'd like a career somehow connected to the foster care/adoption services network. I often picture myself a few years ahead applying to be a foster parent. Good luck, Definitely sounds like your hearts are in the right place here, Suspeckted
Biting the loose skin off, My winter torn hands, So cold, That I'm sweating, Shivering and Quaking, Just to appreciate, The importance of overdressing, To match my girl in her puffy coat. I waddle down the street, In a comical rendition, Something that somewhat resembles walking. Make no mistake, I don't tough
I've completed this collection, Now that it's completely without value, Sitting in a box by the door, Wondering where it should be delivered, And to whom? I'm sorry, that, I am, So sorry, But I have no idea what else to be. All this wisdom, Adivce and insight, I've collected, Useless to you now. I'm su
11) We promise with this pill you'll be having the same great sex you had in 6th grade
Bravo rat, I hope in 2005 I will be better at getting my Daily Recommended Dosage of Rat. -suspeckted
Some rhymes for new years Seems to me, there ain't enough songs about the new year, the one we pass by to right our wrongs splashing liqour with "cheers," if I have too much tonight I wonder just how many will see my rear, end, but I can't bend on the position I've taken, that I won't take coke in my brandy, straight up is the potion I'm m
Thanks to so many of you for reading this, and of course I owe some more thanks to those who shared such passionate comments. Annskie, anything I want to say to you concerning this will be reserved for you only, but know that I really do like this piece and I know that has a lot to do with what it makes me feel external to meter and form. -Suspeckted
Electra makes a sweet pink Cruiser, I'm pretty sure you can even get pink tires for it. Peace Electrabike.com
This poem has been on hiatis from JU as it was written as a gift. However, since it has since been given to it's proper recipient I thought it would be okay to share it with the rest of you, especially because I really like how it turned out. I was looking in my journal for it to work on and I noticed that I wrote it first back in September. Pretty funny when someo
Wait a minute...where's the link? HELP! Suspeckted
Dope bike! I can't tell what kind it is...Schwinn, or perhaps Electra? Gotta love those white-walled balloon tires, perfect for beach cruisin'. Girly stuff? -Suspeckted
This whole debate is completely rediculous. The quotes set forth here speak to none of the true separation of church and state issue. The real issues tug at whether the government should be legislating morality...not whether a building is burning down and the fire department has to decide whether to put out the flames. My GOD, get back to the real issues and quick bickering about a bunch of irrelevant lines someone spoke or may have spoke that distr
Okay, here we differ. I never actually touch it. I hook the lip of the shorts under it and use that for support. When I'm done, I flip it back under and quickly entrap it. Damn...sounds dangerous. <TR
Just to read this article, I had to subcomb to joining Joe User... We all knew this day was coming...and frankly, I'm relieved. You men have no idea what the inconvenience, le
The other night I made my way to the bathroom to relieve myself of the pressure I was feeling in my bladder, the aftermath resulting from the consumption of 4 cups of coffee. I made my way towards the urinal (sorry Brits and Aussies, not sure if they're called something different in your backward's lands) and began a routine that I had engaged in since I had been abl
Nicky, Iqspring, Yanda Perhaps I've finally found the right inspiration to create more that I am proud of. Yandskie, give me a call, I forgot what my schedule is that day, but would love to see ya. Thanks all, Happy Solstice All
Well said Muggaz, as per usual. Cheers, Suspeckt-a-claus
Nice work Rat, though, who in there right mind would want to end up in Mississippi? Still can't believe your mom is reading my blog now. -Suspeckted
Ha Ha Ha...Bless you NickyG. -Suspeckted Sidenote: In most cities it's illegal to bike on the sidewalk.
krakow I think...(spell check?)
I will be there in August with my brother in law and sister. His family are Polish natives. Super Psyched! Suspeckted
Wild Loose Comma, Thank you for letting me share these thoughts with so many others to see. This is my way of breaking the silence to others who may not have heard the grinding of the gears in my head and heart I tried to make sense of all of this. And we're right, maybe nothing really makes sense...but you've made me smile on more occasions than I can count and who's to say that isn't better than making sense of it all. <TABLE cellpadding
1) Hmm...Another one of the liberal media's lies! 2) My Boys (not my kids) (I know there's 3 of them, but they're all kind of 1, in that "All for one, one for all sort of way) 3) Burning down every establishment that causes such strife in my immediate vicinity, that way if it is all a lie everyone wakes up the next day debt free and with a clean slate...Fight Club Style. (Dammit, I'm surely going to put on the Homeland Security watch
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