Suspeckted

Suspeckted

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Reply to Show Your Boobs! in Misc JoeUser Forums

A better question would be, "who hasn't seen suspeckted's ass?" It was revealed daily for a two-month stint when I was interning in New Orleans. -Suspeckted

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Reply to Show Your Boobs! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Damn, I thought this was going to be a blog encouraging JU's to submit pics of their chest....I'll show my boobs if you want. Good thing there isn't a Show Your Ass thread, I would find that way to tempting...likely ending my blogging career and any 1/2 ounce of credibility I had previously. Love Suspeckted

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Reply to Better Make it a Double in Art JoeUser Forums

And yes people do read your stuff! and it still flatters me... LL, SSG, voodoo, Thanks for taking the time to say hi...much appreciated. I like the simplicity of this, like it would be a chorus that I didn't feel a need to take any further. Peace, Suspeckted

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Support the Patriarchy, Buy Her a Diamond! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I'm not sure if everyone reading this hears the same monotone radio ads for wedding/engagement rings that we have to put up with in Minnesota, but it seems like every other commercial on radio features the voice of some guy who sounds like he's at the end of his rope trying to sell me diamond jewelry. I recently noticed a number of billboards were making the same att

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Reply to Holy Crap That is Jack White! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I pick and choose the scenes I like in it. Really though, I like how the musicians/actors play themselves but not as they truly are so it's still a character role...it's a really simple, but really interesting concept. Plus, I'm all about making toasts with coffee, and in every scene in coffee and cigarettes there's a "cheers." PS - that new song Brave New World...magnificent

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Reply to What It Means . . . in Misc JoeUser Forums

I had a dream two nights ago that I was sending out a resume for a new job and it was raining and the ink was running like crazy on it as if it was hand written, but I crammed it into the mailbox and sent it anyway. Then last night I was dreaming that I was looking at my bike spedometer and I was going 39.8 mph, which is funny cause I've never been able to make it to 40 on my bike and I was sooooo close.

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Reply to No Work On Your Birthday: Brilliant in Misc JoeUser Forums

I heard that piece on NPR it was incredible...definitely would be described as way over the top in our current coporate stranglehold on employees. He even told a guy that he shouldn't be working for his company so put him on 6 months full pay just to find a new job!!!!!!!!!!! Where are the rest of the saints?

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Reply to fat-bottomed girls in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Uh-huh. Now begins the tyranny of the unachievable Latino ass. HA HA HA...indeed it does. The only steps towards equality we're seeing in this realm is the way in which men are beginning to be targeted the exact same way. That's not the kind of equality we want is it? But I think there were s

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Reply to The Friday Freewrite in Art JoeUser Forums

yeah, I like the last three lines a lot, it's such a common rhyme scheme I find myself coming back to again and again, but I like how it turned out here.

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The Blue Iris and Black Pupil in Art JoeUser Forums

Definitely open to some help on this one as it really comes across as two poems or maybe it would look more pleasing to me if it had more parts...anyway, here it is. -suspeckted Let me measure it with this tool, as according to the blue iris and black pupil, just as I thought, the distance between what it sees and my hands is

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Better Make it a Double in Art JoeUser Forums

Don't make a single appearance, better make it a double, and go ahead and schedule that follow-up visit on your way out, so that the next time you feel obligated to burden me with your presence, you're not empty handed, you're carrying a single apology under your arm, better make it a double, so I can log you down for a reserve, just in

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Reply to Holy Crap That is Jack White! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I think the idea that everyone in the Tesla Coil scene knows so much about building tesla coils is funnier than the idea that RZA knows so much about alternative medicine. But the carryover of Tom Waites' lines into that scene was excellent.

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Reply to Yelling at Me in Art JoeUser Forums

Yeah that's probably what I would have guessed...if you want to look 8 years into the bleak future you can take a look at my stuff...ha ha. Then again, poetry and I had a falling from age 17-22. So really my poetry isn't that old anyway. Thanks, Suspeckted

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Holy Crap That is Jack White! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

So I just finished watching Cold Mountain....a romance/drama about the civil war. I could include a number of reactions but I was just so happy to recognize Jack White of the White Stripes who plays a musician named Georgia in the film. His character doesn't show up until the end of the movie but it's a good random part for him. I will also say that all White Strip

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Reply to My eleven favorite things right now in Blogging JoeUser Forums

very nice humble selection... Mind if I try and share what mine are...hmm...let's see. Multiple rounds of cribbage Listening to Tiki Obmar while freewriting poetry Biking in the cold air down lake street Getting recognized by little kids at the grocery store Listening to Mason Jennings - Use Your Voice every Sunday while I make breakfast Filling out my calendar with concert dates Playing poison soccer with the

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Reply to Six Degrees of Joeuser in Blogging JoeUser Forums

2. Suspeckted's. I check out his poetry and 'different' articles, and then use his My Favorites to head on over to: I'm #2 at something! That rocks, this is probably the most flattering thing I'm going to hear all week...and it's only Monday. Thanks for showing us how you map out your travels through

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Reply to Yelling at Me in Art JoeUser Forums

carebear, you remind me of....well, me a few years back in my life. Don't take this the wrong way, but I am curious about your age. -suspeckted

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