Banned for burping and backdrafting. yup, all is back to normal.     

banned for drafting backwards

Banned for suggesting the lady backdrafts in an unladylike manner... that was her vacuum cleaner backfiring.

Banned for alternate flatulations.

Banned for alternate realities where all is stranger than fiction... and Homer Simpson is King.

banned for being king of all homers

Banned for being queen of all Marges

banned for mocking my aunt and grandma

Banned for bashing the mocking side of things.

Banned for thinking I even know your aunt and grandma to mention them in any way, shape or form

Banned for nostalgic mention of past performances. 

Banned for past performances not completely performed... you shirker, you.

banned for any future performances

Banned for past underperformances... and those yet to be underperformed.

banned for being under instead of over

Banned for being under the weather instead of over the moon.

Banned for astronomical perturbations.

Banned for unleashing your inner lunar tic just when they'd just restored some semblance of order at the asylum... now kindly be a cooperative nutjob and put on this strait jacket while we prepare your padded cell.

kindly banned from existence

Banned 'cause existence is highly overrated, like asparagus a la mode. 

Banned for thinking asparagus has a modus operandi with covert implications of a vegan variety with greengrocer association approval... now where's my ham, cheese and asparagus sandwich?

Banned for I have been craving a Reuben sandwich as of late..   mmmm rubein   

banned for scaring me with that face

The face in the post, the face in the avatar area is very beautiful.

Banned for consorting with yourself to poo-poo on somebody's face.... split personalites are NOT supposed to agree wih each other.

Also, banned for suckholing.... a "beautiful" compliment does not make the previous insult go away.

banned for a wordy ban