CS Guy

CS Guy

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6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? Chocolate Bar? See, I thought it must be that, but it would have to be a very specific candy bar to claim it has two nuts. I can't think of any that match that description, unless you want to get into semantics and claim it

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"27 retired senior government officials released a statement Wednesday morning claiming George W. Bush’s foreign policy has damaged the United States’s reputation abroad...". So? You can't please everyone, and it is not in our interest to try. Maybe some of these countries that are unhappy with us s

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Easy for those with CLEAR and CLEAN minds. Well, that rules me out. 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? talk 2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? Feet. 3) What can you find in a man's pants that is abo

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21. What's on your agenda for the day? the days already over, I'm going over to my boyfriend's house for the night Spicy!

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From A Dictionary of Angels: Including the Fallen Angels by Gustav Davidson. Sam(m)ael (Satanil, Samil, Satan, Seir, Salmael, etc.) - a combination of "sam" meaning poison and "el" meaning angel. In rabbinic literature, Samael is chief of the Satans and the angel of death. In the Secrets of

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1. Where do you keep your or your children's toys? In the world of fiction, where they belong! 2. Do you have a certain time that you like to be on JoeU? Awake time. 3. How many TV's do you have in your house? One. 4. What is on your mo

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Did they patch it up or do you still walk with a limp? They patched it up. Little ones have a remarkable ability to heal. It would occasionally give out, but with a brace it was fine. I was able to play Soccor for six years and Baseball for 4 years, until I got that ankle all torn up playing basebal

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I’m not sure what my earliest memory is, but I have it narrowed down to two candidates. Both occurred while I was around two years old. Candidate One At the time my family was living on base in Virginia Beach. My parents were going to some party, and I was left with my older brothers. They are six and eight years older than me, and loved a bi

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Recently a fellow blogger wrote about her difficulty in realizing her potential. This has inspired me to write about my experience with that same difficulty, and what decisions I made. When I first went to college it was because I was expected to. In my family you had two choi

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So I sit and wonder what it is I am going to do with my life. I have the potential to explore many different avenues. I could become a doctor, or a journalist, or an astrophysicist. I went through this as well. It took me a while to figure out where I would be happy, so don't feel bad if you are a little l

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Back in college I was a deliverer for Domino's pizza in a small southern college town. This job provided many opportunities for entertainment. I would often get invites to parties, "Hey! Come back when you're off work! We got lots of beer!" I would sometimes, though not often enough, get other invitations from the young ladies, "You're closed?

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I work in a building that has a nice cafeteria staffed by a caterer. The food there is quite good, and quite cheap. One of the cooks there is a Mexican fellow of pleasant disposition. This fellow and I were talking the other day while he was cooking my chiliquilas, and he revealed to me something I found interesting. First, let me state that I do not thi

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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." - Dennis Wholey (1937-) "

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You're not in the military, then? I thought it was possible, with the CS used in training... No, I'm not in the military... I would have been, but I got this problem with authority. My father was a Naval officer for 22 years, with 3 tours in Viet Nam. My brother is currently a Chief in the navy. I li

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My wife made me a button to wear at work on my badge holder that had a "christian dove" motif with text reading "Mithras Saves" Very very few got it. Heh, very cool. Is it odd that I am an athiest, but have spent a good deal of my life studying religion and mythology?

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I'm 71st. I'm not sure how to check my site's rank. BakerStreet is an intelligent and insightful fellow, with a clear and compelling writing style. (heh, call me mister alliteration).

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