I told her that if she just clicked Help and typed in Mail Merge she said, "I'm not smart enough to figure that out." Huh? Not smart enough to know how to click Help? That hurts. I once had to train a junior software developer who was about this bad. The guy had never written software in his life. His deg
From Encyclopaedia Brittanica: (Bayes, Thomas (b. 1702, London - d. 1761, Tunbridge Wells, Kent), mathematician who first used probability inductively and established a mathematical basis for probability inference (a means of calculating, from the number of times an event has not occured, the probability that it will occur in fut
See, I used 3 of my favorite words for you here: totally, awesome, big time! That's 4 words.
1. How are you today? Great. 2. What's the weather like? Great. 3. How's the family doing today? Dunno.. I'll have to check. 4. Do you have a crush on anyone? I have a crush on life. 5. What are you doing today? <Font color="0000
If my own sister doesn't want to be around me, who would? Your friends? Remember, we don't get to pick our family, but we do get to pick our friends.
1. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Five 2. How many of those shoes do you actually wear? On a regular basis? Two. The others are specialty shoes. 3. Do you have a certain brand of clothes you wear more than others? Not that I am aware of. <br
Richard Riordan is California's State Education Secretary and former Los Angeles mayor. On July 1 Riordan was taped having a conversation with a 6-year-old girl named Isis D'Luciano. During the conversation Isis asked Riordan if he knew her name meant "Egyptian goddess." This man, who supposedly has been a stron
That's why I plan to stop thinking! Thinking is overrated. Give me animal instinct any day. Hot, sweaty animal instinct.
If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Here's a collection of answers and segments from 7th to 12th grade tests and papers. Enjoy. "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire." "H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water." "To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube." "When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carb
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are actually rearranging their prejudices." - William James (1842-1910) "
Education != intelligence
Same thing. Good for you! I'd hate to go through life being difficult to amuse... how freakin' boring.
From A Dictionary of Angels: Including the Fallen Angels , by Gustav Davidson Ariel (Arael, Ariael, meaning "lion of God") - the name of an angel in the apocryphal Ezra; also in Mathers, The Greater Key of Solomon , the Grand Grimoire , and other tracts of magic, where he is pictured as lion-headed. Cornelius Agrippa says: "Ariel
I wonder if there is something we haven't been told? I've no doubt that there is a lot we haven't been told.
I have to recommend that you read some Wodehouse if you're not familiar with him. He is the archetype for all classic British humorists. I'll have to give it a try... of course he will have to get in line behind the dozen or so books that are sitting in my living room waiting to be read.
What about P.G. Wodehouse? (Jeeves and Wooster, Psmith, etc.) Not familiar.
Holy crap, that's awesome!
If America's destruction is "God's plan" as you say, then wouldn't that make you the servant of the devil for trying to thwart God's plan? So if you are a good Christian you MUST vote Kerry! Glad I'm an athiest.
would add Terry Pratchett (Discworld series) I have read some of those, but I just did not like Pratchett... I can not explain why. <TD class="mb-Body-Qu
Senator Kerry went on and on about how we need to work with the other countries of the world, and not strike out on our own...but I didn't hear him offer any thoughts on HOW we would work with the other countries Did he mention WHY we need to do this?
(just so you know that your situation is not new and never resolved): Oh I am well aware of that. I've been experiencing it for many years in a variety of environments.
A married person should always cooperate with his/her mate. Cooperate yes, but sometimes there is conflict and I think cooperation means working through that. The breadwinner of a relationship by definition should expect the other to be subservient. Nope. Not at all. If the other wants to be subservient, then that is that person's choice. But you shouldn't expect that just because you are making the money. You approach a re
Guy, no point at all--just whimsical blogging. Do I need to apologize? I just didn't know if we were expected to give answers as if they were questions (whether they described ourselves), comment on the ethical content, or just think about them.
Over the years I have collected quite a few of these. I keep them in a big Word file... though I'm thinking of making a database of them sometime. About 3 times so far in the past 15 years I started a Quote of the Day e-mail distribution to friends and co-workers (pretty much since I started using e-mail), and it always received a good response, so I thouht I'd bring it here.
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