JoeUser ForumsAhhh... the holy grail/fantasy land of every single male-single female realtionship Yeah It's great when it actually works out without becoming a massive psycho-drama.
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This reminds me kind of the Fortune cookie thing. You can make any fortune cookie statement funnier by adding the words "in bed" at the end. Here's some more. Breakfast at Penises or Penis at Tiffany's My Best Friend's Penis Mona Lisa Penis Pretty Penis or Penis Woman (which kinda works for this movie) The Adventures of Priscilla, Penis of the Desert.. this one works too lol Never-ending Penis Flower-Drum Penis
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I know, I know. I just posted, but this didn't fit with what else I was going to say. I did an awful awful thing last night. I killed a possum with my car while driving home from buying groceries. It's never happened before. I've always tried to be very careful and respectful of the animals that live near the road, so in 6 years of driving I've never had a m
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Well, it's been a couple of days since I've had an opportunity to create an article. I've been jonesing too :) I had to get my blog fix! As I'm sure you will remember (and if you don't you can read through some of the other stuff I've written) I've been molding the idea of trying to get a job at the local gay bar. Well, Wednesday night I did up my hair, put o
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It sounds like your cat may be related to my cats.
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1: Liberal (100%) 2: New Labour (78%) 3: Totalitarian (71%) 4: Anarcho-syndicalist (70%) 5: Authoritarian (47%) 6: Traditional Societies (46%) 7: Libertarian (45%) 8: Conservative (20%) How can I be something if I don't even know what it is???? Oh well.. at least I didn't get call a pinko commie bastard (j/k) Could someone explain about
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TT - I don't think you can quite call us in a poly relationship, at least not in the classical sense. We have agreed that love doesn't come into the picture with anyone else. Otherwise, what's the point of getting married and starting a family? I think people who can make poly relationships work have to be some of the most patient people in the world, not to mention secure, but it's not for me. Don't get me wrong. We don't get into random casual sexual
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LW - It's been an interesting adjustment period getting used to the whole openness thing. One of the big helpers was the setting of ground rules at the beginning of us saying "Hey I think we should get married." Once I got the little Piece of the Rock (tm) on my finger (lol... family heirloom type thing) it changed the whole scope of the relationship. All of a sudden there was a "as long as love shall last" committment being made. We thought till deat
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aww Thanks :) You're gonna turn my head and fill me up with all kinds of warm fuzzies :D
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Also apparently admitting that I don't know how to use the quote thingy either lol. Thanks for all of the nice comments everyone. I should be posting another article tomorrow.. all about how to get a job as a bartender in a gay bar
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Gonna show my blonde roots here and accept and admit that I'm horrible with abbreviations.. LBRP??? BRH???? uhhh.. I'm living in the Land of the Lost at this point
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Ok, so now I have to show off my geek infested roots and fess up that my fiance and I met online I know, I know... it's so terrible When we met he lived in the midwest and I lived in the coastal south, and had it noit been for this wondrous invention, we would have never chanced across each other. We will have been together in the flesh for two years come December and I couldn't be happi
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it almost feels like intruding to make a comment here
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Thanks for the compliments y'all I appreciate it! I just hope y'all keep on reading!
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It was quite a stunning revelation this morning when I came to the conclusion that I am normal. I don't know exactly when this happened, but it has turned out to be quite the shock. To explain things a little bit here, I'm pierced (not overly so, but still sporting the hardware), tattooed and a Witch. I know, quite sexy :). I never wore all black unless I was doing it
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Ever have one of those days where you think you would have been better off staying in bed, or at least not moving from the couch? Today has been like that, and so was yesterday... in fact, I think that's been my week, quite possibly my life. However, I did promise more footage and a directors commentary... so away we go! I still haven't gotten over t
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Well.. this is my first article, so be gentle. I'm going to ramble I'm sure, and you are also going to be coming into a lot of stuff halfway.. but that's the joy of the stream of consciousness... it is always flowing. As the title suggests, this article is about sex. I just love how salicious that sounds. It kind of rolls off the tounge a bit doesn't it? Ho
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Ok.. I'm completely out of my element in more ways than one. There are so many things that I am just trying for the first time and I know I am bound to mess up a few of them, so just be patient as I learn... I promise it will be more fun that way :D
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