Mr_Ph00ey2u

Mr_Ph00ey2u

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A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity, and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. Quite embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband." The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week. The 85-year-old husband replied, "Which days?" The doctor answered, "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, would

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In a Tampa Bay park near Raymond James Stadium, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passer by happened to see that and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death. A reporter for a Tampa Newspaper was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper. Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published with the headline - Brave Bucs Fan rescues boy". "I'm not a Bucs Fan" replied our brave he

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A great link! A flash animation that's really worth the look even if you're not a Bucs fan. It's, oh, just a bit over the top. A bit over the top? it's great! C'mon, it is their first chance at the Superbowl... http:www.buccaneers.com <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absm

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Sure..I claim no copyrights or anything...have at it! You should post your URL, I'd like to check it out Here's another to add to it: Q: What goes "clop, clop, clop, clop, BOOM! "? A: An Amish suicide bomber. <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com/index.asp?Cmd=full&NewsID=913"

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Proper Weapons Inspector Etiquette FROM: UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY-GENERAL TO: WEAPONS INSPECTORS RE: IRAQ -- PROCEDURES AND ETIQUETTE Congratulations on being selected as a UN weapons inspector. You are about to embark on an exciting and highly dangerous adventure! Please be aware that Iraqi customs and folkways may be very different from what you are used to at home, and tha

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Food Ideas Rejected by McDonald's..... ~ McSpleen ~ McMenudo ~ McShrooms ~ Filet O' Flesh ~ Salmon McLox ~ Filet o' Gefilte Fish ~ McKitty Sandwich ~ Chicken McBobbitts ~ Them Ain't Nuggets! ~ The Depressed Meal ~ Way Too Happy Meal ~ Shirley McLean Burger ~ McTonya Club Sandwich ~ Boutrous Boutrous Burger ~ Rocky Mountain McOysters ~ Lion King Hairball Happy Meal ~ Bob Barker's Happy Pants Meal ~ Grumpy Meal, Dopey Mea

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A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would." "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?" "W

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One more and it's bedtime for me Hidden Window's Commands... System Failure - Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test. Close your eyes and press escape three times. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. This is a message from

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Shmoopy makes a great Gracie Phooey Burns & Shmoopy Allen ...maybe I oughta give her top billing though! Weaksid goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The Priest says, "Is that you Weaksid?" "Yes father, it is I."<b

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Ring in here if you're cheering the Bucs in the Super Bowl! Eagle fans are very welcome...a Bucs win only will show how great of a team the Eagles were this last year.

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Whoever wrote these had WAY too much time on their hands! If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Do

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errrr...ummmmmm... *BLUSH* ...better drag the preacher out A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me

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