citahellion

citahellion

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"Go Pher" ... "Din Go" You know, if you crossbreed them, you could end up with a "dingopher". Just imagine what that would be like.... I got air, but only because I chose the options that were least offensive to my sensibilities. Many of the questions had no good answers.

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So now I'm triple-posting, which is bad since I don't have an answer to mig's most recent riddle, but since I did answer trina_p's riddle (correctly, I might add, if a bit verbosely and perhaps trying to show off a little too much ) I thought I should post a new riddle myself. Here's one I just made up: For my first you must take one less than strange, then sometime

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My prior post which had information about a 'lipogram' was itself a lipogram, as is this post and also trina_p's original post: it avoids using that fifth symbol of our alpha glyphs.

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trina_p, what is laid out in your post is known as a lipogram. This class of inscription is a form that avoids a common glyph, such as that fifth symbol (that lists post-'D'). It is difficult to do such a thing, as this post can avow.

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I'm going for "Roof", although I'm not sure how the second line fits. Perhaps in the context of jumping off the roof. Anyway, for 1), roof above you = dry. for 3), Raising the Roof = having a party. and for 4), A roof has its angle of pitch as one of its most important design elements. So I hope I'm right. (and I'm still hoping for feedback on my explanation

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Glad you liked it. Though it does kind of make one wish that there were more options for rating a comment, doesn't it.... Heck, there have been some times I've wished "Trolling" were an option on the main blog entry, not just on a comment.

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There once were two poo-flinging squirrels; At all strangers they'd chuck their brown pearls. Dharma mentioned these critters Not because they're such shitters, but to see what she gets for referrals.

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1/ Fetish? No. 2/ Women->Size? Many are probably influenced by it to a significant degree regardless of what they say about it. 3/ fe-mail? Probably because you got put on a fetish mailing list by a woman who was not impressed by the size of your uncircumsized penis and wanted revenge after discovering you were going to dump her for another girl. 4/ Circumcision? Neutral. Haven't really looked the pros and cons. Probably won't e

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Conspicuous Concupiscence of Littoral Lovers fetid feta fungus ferments frequently, fumigates funhouse I produced more smoke than heat i'm only satisfied when rolling on the floor I tried so hard not to remember... A lovely flower has no petals She looked at him with wondering eyes, what IS that fanky

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Well! I am happy to say that my real estate agent was on top of things when we bought the house, because in going through our papers I came across a notarized bill of sale detailing the fact that I bought all the kitchen appliances from this Tim fellow. So Ann, Krystal and I traipsed off, papers in hand, to the local appliance store (which was in fact a Factory Outlet where the repair center was based; I misunderstood when I was thinking I could jus

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I'm giving this a bump because I want more people to send in lines. Or even for the same people who've sent me some to send in another one. I'll post a new poem on Monday, regardless. C'mon, you can do it! Contribute to the Exquisite Corpse!

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You may have read my two articles so far about my refrigerator tribulations ( here and here ). Basic story: a month ago my fridge broke, new compressor had to be ordered, repair person didn't show up when they we

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I'd just suggest "See the walls come down between us?" instead of "around us". Leave "around" in the very first instance ("crashing down around us"), though.

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Actually, the link you provided was to an HTML page; I just opened the page source and copy/pasted the table from there instead of copy/pasting from the browser window directly. Don't know why there's that big chunk of whitespace at the top, though.

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I think a good line for you to use after he says "I don't date friends" would be "Well, if that's the way you feel about it, I don't want to be your friend anymore. ... So, what are you doing Friday night?"

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I'm trying to re-post Gideon's table in a much more legible format.... Statistics on terrorism year international terrorism (U.S. DOS figures) int'l. and domestic terrorism (RAND/MIPT figures) incidents fatalit

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hate filled articles directed towards Muslims 'educate' and give the moderates reason to work with us I never said, nor even implied, that my set of opinions contained such a ridiculous and obviously unworthy sentiment. My opinion is that articles such as Greywar's are insignificant in the greater sche

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So why do these Westerners with an ounce of sense slam the whole Islamic faith rather than the small branch of Radical Islam? Well, first of all, apparently I should have said "a few small branches", as there are indeed several of them. Secondly, they slam Islam as a whole because Islam as a whole appe

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I'm sure I've got snog, chuffed, rip-snorter, and drongo right (kiss, excited, hilarious, silly). "Punched On" I'm not sure of, I'd probably go for the 50/50 here and end up with "opened a bottle". "frog and toad" is clearly rhyming slang for "road", I'm surprised you even gave the rhyming part, so it's "get moving." "done a stevo"--outright guess on this one, I'm thinking probably it's to give up

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