citahellion

Reply to Driving Me Insane in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well, if you never want to lose it, go with red and green stripes.

Reply to the political correctness parody in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Actually, the mailman is 'properly' known as the "postal worker" now. I would certainly hope that the people who compile the Dutch dictionary have enough gumption to say that if words like "tall" or "stupid" are good enough for the dictionary, so is "thin." Of course I may have just spawned 2 more protest groups... :-? And if you really want to get worked up on a regular basis, check out Tongue

Reply to "friday five" ... island of lost souls in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Yeah, that's probably a much more interesting assumption. 1) wife and child, if I'm not allowed to assume them. Hoyle's complete guide to games, if I am. 2) an extremely thorough "how things work" guide that covers all the basics of things like sanitation, shelter, fire-starting, etc. 3) a Zippo lighter and a whole lotta fuel for it, 'cuz I'm lazy. 4) 100 decks of

Reply to Sleeping Together in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Some people are having waaay too much fun with these new smilies....

Reply to Great Matchups I would love to have seen in Misc JoeUser Forums

At least you can still re-enact the Spassky-Fischer match....

Reply to PM2004 - Rocking at CompUSA in The Political Machine 2004 JoeUser Forums

Are you sure that's not you?? It looks like it could be you!

Reply to I GOT THE FREAKIN JOB! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Sweet!

Reply to My girl's crawling and she can sit up in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

We just switched to a changing mattress with a tie-down strap on it. Works wonders for making Krystal hold still. (We (well, Ann, actually) put up some glue-on pictures right next to the changing table, so all of a sudden she loves to sit up and put her hands all over the pictures when she's supposed to be getting her butt cleaned. At least we know she likes 'em, though. ) </font

Reply to earache, my eye in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

it seems to be that he feels his role is to be the strong one sometimes. Not sometimes, but ALL the time! That is the traditional male role.

Reply to "friday five" ... island of lost souls in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

A diesel generator A large container of diesel fuel A radio transceiver A large antenna A copy of "Moby Dick" to pass the time until the Coast Guard arrives.

Reply to "Deaf Trees and Bladders" in Humor JoeUser Forums

That's a pretty good poem, Gideon! Anyway, go here for full info about the new Exquisite Corpse process.

The Exquisite Corpse in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

A while back I posted a few poems. (See "Deaf Trees and Bladders" , "Zoroaster's Filibusters" , and "Watch me now" .) These poems are c

Reply to "Deaf Trees and Bladders" in Humor JoeUser Forums

I'll start a new article about it later today. Typing w/ 1 hand right now, got emergency daycare duty today. Krystal says "babamaaahhh" to everyone.

Reply to Sleeping Together in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

We usually start in a spoon, shift to a regal when my arm circulation gets cut off, and then actually go to sleep in a roam zone. Being breathed on in the cutie hug would make it a lot more difficult for me to fall asleep, and then having my snoring right in her face would ruin her chances of sleeping at all.

Reply to Goodbye, Baby Brother in Misc JoeUser Forums

I can't believe your brother is so tall and thin . . . it sounds like he should be caving in on himself! Yeah, I was tempted to hold him in front of a light bulb a couple of times to see how thick he really wasn't. I was almost surprised to see him casting a shadow when we were outside. <img src="../i

Reply to A man, a machine, and an evil cat. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Why do bad things happen to good people? Because they're bad, so they don't care who they're happening to; in fact they probably take some perverse delight in happening to people who don't deserve them. Good things, on the other hand, happen to bad people because they DO care, and they're trying

Reply to Oh How I Miss the Spooning in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

I wanna know why those mannequins have hooves instead of hands...?

Reply to The art of hinting in Welcome JoeUser Forums

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that these guys are probably looking for some action. Don't feel bad about "friending" a few guys, it is unavoidable. ("I like you, but I'm not interested in a serious relationship right now. Let's just be friends.") Sometimes you just have to spell it out.

Reply to What's your line?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I like to use "crub" and "mother pus buckets" as expletives. Strictly a personal thing, though. In Minnesota, a common dialectical element is "go with", as in "I'm going to the store. You wanna go with?" (Also commonly used as "come with".) I don't particularly like this bit of local flavor, though....

Reply to In a Nutshell in Misc JoeUser Forums

That's the sort of dad I'm aiming to be....

Reply to Goodbye, Baby Brother in Misc JoeUser Forums

citahellion: I just saw my little brother for the first time in about 10 years this past May. That blows my mind! Was it awkward? I have also noticed that siblings (and cousins) tend to pair up like that. It wasn't too bad; it's not like we're estranged or anything, just not parti

Reply to Wax on Wax-Off... in Humor JoeUser Forums

("sasquatch")

Reply to Cows are Evil! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

If this cow really is truly evil, though, then when you start eating it, it'll taste like... well, like Turd.

Reply to the world is round in Blogging JoeUser Forums

if only i'd been female when clinton was president, Hmm... does that mean you're female now?

Reply to But I was just joking! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I am going to start using "Sarcastic Green" when using sarcasm. Ooo! Great idea!