citahellion

citahellion

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Reply to Bedtime for Krystal in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

i hope you plan to keep your poems for krystal ? Oh, of course! Gotta keep 'em around at least until she's old enough to read them for herself!

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Reply to "Deaf Trees and Bladders" in Humor JoeUser Forums

Check out the third one too: here I must confess, though, that I didn't write these particular poems in their entirety. The subtitle of each should be "By the Exquisite Corpse." I used to run a dial-up BBS, and what I did for this was, I created a mailbox for people on the system to mail in a line. (I would also send lines in myself, of course, so I probably have

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Reply to the mundane things we call miracles in Misc JoeUser Forums

You can find out about them just like everybody else, by visiting my JU homepage. I will mention, though, that I posted another poem (here) for my daughter that I don't know if you saw, and a follow-up of sorts to your "Big. Fake. Boobs." article <a href=http://citahell

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Reply to I Hate being Blacklisted... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Critiques, slander... it's much of a muchness.. So when can I expect to see you picketing Roger Ebert, the well-known movie critic? Point being, it's not slander when it's based on informed opinion and expressed as such. (As Gideon's article was.)

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Reply to the mundane things we call miracles in Misc JoeUser Forums

I may be all brains, but I'm very little style. (He says, scratching himself as he sits at the computer in cargo shorts and a T-shirt and sniffling mightily.) Actually, though, maybe I can dig up a couple of stories I wrote a long time ago that are slightly mysterious in their own way.

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Reply to snail sex in Misc JoeUser Forums

i know this blog is almost too gross for words hehe. but i couldn't help myself. it's not my fault. i'm old ! Hey now! I thought we covered this in another blog. You can't be old as long as you're younger than I am.

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Reply to I Hate being Blacklisted... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Oh yeah, I will not sit idly by as you and others make a concerted effort to tell others not to visit a blog When did providing critiques of material become a crime? I didn't see you protesting SPC Nobody Special's slamming of "The Village", wher

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Reply to I Hate being Blacklisted... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Greywars article wasn't agains't Islamic regimes, It was an insult to Islam itself, and by that logic, I can see why some muslims hate the west so much. If I entitled an article "Americans are filthy ignorant rapist murdering pigs" could you not see why an American would want to kill me? I have to go al

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Reply to I'm Morally Superior! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I cannot change my views, and I understand that I’m not expected to. On the contrary. You are the only person who CAN change your views. It's true, people (or at least, reasonable people) don't expect you to change your views just on their say-so, but reasonable people do expect you to listen to a vie

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Reply to Do You Suffer From Geezerism? in Humor JoeUser Forums

18. When you actually consider the hangover before you go out and party, and seriously think about whether it's worth it. (Or worse yet, decide it's not!)

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Reply to the mundane things we call miracles in Misc JoeUser Forums

If you can supply a credible reference for that, historyishere, I will be astounded. The only question really is, if a series of improbable events happens, has the mechanism been tampered with? Nothing like a little electromagnetism to influence the roulette ball's final resting place, or a little shaving and rounding one half of the coin edge to change its aerodynamics.

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Reply to Goodbye, Baby Brother in Misc JoeUser Forums

I just saw my little brother for the first time in about 10 years this past May. (We aren't nearly as close as you two obviously are; my older brother and I are a matched pair, and he and my little sister are the other pair.) It was certainly strange and interesting to see him again. I honestly don't even remember the previous time that I saw him in person. Best of luck to your brother! I hope he and his wife find fulfillment in their work

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Reply to Do You Suffer From Geezerism? in Humor JoeUser Forums

14. When you know EXACTLY what the consequences of eating or drinking certain things will be. "How close are we to the bathroom? 30 feet? Okay, I'll have the spicy nacho dip."

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Reply to the mundane things we call miracles in Misc JoeUser Forums

Ah yes, that's good stuff. Another very common error is to mis-apply the "law of averages", especially in gambling establishments. If the roulette wheel has come up red nine times in a row, black is not more likely to come up this time. Yes, it's true that 10 reds in a row is very unlikely (approximately 0.001), but the odds of black coming up on any given spin are completely independent of the results of any previous spins; they remain at 1

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