TheQuack

TheQuack

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Wayfarer - AAH! SHARK-BOY! (I would have added a picture of Bart as Shark-Boy, but I couldn't find one. sowwy (:( ) Hurley - i'm surprised you haven't asked about the antartic killer penguins set on world domination. back then, of course, they were thermo-nuclear, and they'd just beaten the northern polar bears, so they could start infiltrating governments... but that's another story :-p Wombat - yeah, we've got some cordial and lemonade on board as well. Normally, it's i

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Hmm... should I poison your minds with the star wars christmas special or not... oh, what the hell. Just look for it on any decent search engine. Don't blame me for any trauma if you decide to download and watch the damn thing, though. As for the picture - well, this was a bit of work, looking for a few decent pics from the special and putting them together, but there's been such an outcry for wookie porn that, well, I just had to do this. Okay, it's not that hardcore, but it's the best

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

While raiding a suspected smuggler's headquarters, your Thought Police have found a massive stash of illegal wookie erotica. Many of your police officers are keen to make copies "for evidence". What are your orders? A. I will not condone the viewing of wookie erotica, ever. Burn it all! (-5 Morale) B. Let them make one backup copy, as long as they promise to delete it within 24 hours as the law requires (*cough* bullshit *cough*) (+4 Morale) C. I've always wanted to ge

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Well, me, of course. George Lucas had the chance to take it somewhere for decades, but he never took a bite. He doesn't get a second chance. Of course, I had others help me in this work. Be warned, you'll never think the same way again after they get involved...

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Hehe, I just had flashbacks to an old forum I used to mess around on. It had duck cults, hot wookie p0rn, killer penguins set on world domination, ninja star commandos, exotic dancers, and a really top-notch insane asylum. Hmm, that gives me an idea... :HOT:

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Reply to Come sail the sea of stars with G.R.O.S.S. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

killa: One of the Retox's mixers can easily be used as a high-powered expresso machine while we're docked with the Doom. There might be an alcoholic aftertaste, but not that much. Of course, we can pump all our drinks through the umbilical connections to the rest of the fleet.

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Reply to G.R.O.S.S. communication thread. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Hehe, I was thinking of a radio-active Donald Duck with purple skin, hulk muscles, and mutated warts... but I really like this picture, he's got genuine class. Nice work tracking it down! Damn. Look at Killa Koala's eyes. That's just cold. He's just sitting there, starting at you, and calmly thinking up new ways to kill you. I was looking for a simpsons pic of the killer koalas, but didn't have any luck. Still, I suppose that's a good thing. We want his methods to be a surprise, don't w

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Brave New World Quack looked out the window like a tourist as the shuttle took off from the temple's landing pad. Normally, he didn't bother looking at the bleak view of the Skowbo swamps, where he'd been shot more times than he cared to remember, but he hadn't seen this view in quite a while. He winced as he felt a cramp in his wing, and started to massage it. He had spent far too long in human form this last month, and his psychic duck powers felt unfamiliar. His shapeshifting

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

wombie: yeah, it went all-right, my brain was asleep by the end of it but, cause we were bored to death most evenings (we were only allowed out on the town one night). I'm still enjoying the reserves in general though, and we get to do some really cool stuff once in a blue moon (like abseil off the harbour bridge), so I won't complain. kit: I like all the question marks, it adds an air of mystery :p Now, back to my other responsibilities...

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

I've already got my psychic duck, remember? The one that could shift between duck and human at will? Well, I didn't choose that, but I got so used to it in the fan club, I might as well stick with it now. I'm just working on my two cents of the story :)

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Reply to ANZAC's News From The A.S.S. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Nothing wrong with saying weird stuff. When I'm drunk, I often repeat myself. Yep, I'll repeat weird stuff again and again. I can't stop repeating that weird stuff. /quack looks down at his new pirate get-up Um, arrgh. Yes, that's the word I'm looking for. Aargh. Don't worry, like the anzac post said, I still call australia home. And I'll make damned sure to change the flag back for anzac day - all the escaped farm animals probably will too :-)

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Reply to The Altarian Star Awards - Nominations in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Wow, I'm surprised anyone remembered that one. I should do some more script-writing :-p Seriously, I've been skim-reading some of the threads I missed in the last month and there's a LOT of quality stuff there. I should've read about these awards first, so I could find some more stories to get nominated. Right now, they've all merged into one crazy blur... I've got one for best quote, but. I read this here when I first started, and I can't remember who said it, but it was somet

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Reply to A funny thing happened while crossing the Galaxy... in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

The only other thing you'd need with governors is an easier way to get the right number of constructors sent there to build upgrades when they're available. How about an order for constructors to head to the nearest unfinished starbase and build the next thing in its build queue? So if all your starbases need two extra modules (all using the same build queue), and you've got a pile of constructors, clicking the "Upgrade Starbase" button on each ship sends the first two to the nearest st

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Reply to ANZAC Empire, 'Bridging the Ditch' Thread in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

General rantings and ravings from the last month's worth of posts: * Don't knock them tunes. New York's a classic. I defy you not to enjoy a drunken karaoke night. Don't be ashamed of your suckiness. Revel in it! If you spend so little time working on your singing voice, you must be practising something much more important. /quack fires up the pub jukebox and drunken choir You've lost that lovin' feeling, whoa-oh that lovin' feeling, you've lost that lovin' fee

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Reply to Come sail the sea of stars with G.R.O.S.S. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Kirk could wear whatever he wanted. Who was gonna tell him off? Besides, I'm sure he'd put his clothes on before talking to any admirals. Hell, I'm surprised he doesn't wear just thongs and a bathrobe while on board the ship, to remind everyone it's HIS love boat and no-one else's. Get the whole Hugh Hefner image going. Spocko could be the straight-faced butler, who never shows surprise at all the antics his boss gets up to. I actually liked the movie uniforms. They just screamed class.

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Reply to ANZAC's News From The A.S.S. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

LOL, those games were just some spares I didn't submit before I left - I've still got some huge threads to read before I start posting again, let alone playing... and I suppose I'll have to catch up on a month of uni work sometime too :)

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Reply to T h e - C a r i E l f - f a n c l u b in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

"Are you sure the escape pod landed here?" "That's what the spy-sat said." "Bloody thing must be out of whack again." "Hang on, my scanner's got a hard echo - two hundred metres, that way." The two Secret Order agents started stomping through the muddy swamps of Skowbo. The visibility at this time of night was very poor, but they could now make out the pod's silouhette in the distance. As they approached it, one drew his sidearm while the other opened the door, looked inside

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