TheQuack

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Are those the Altarians? I hear you and them don't get along...

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Hehe, cheers ppl, it means a lot to me! Of course, it's much more fun with ten different people fighting over the wheel, steering the ship their own way... so write something quick or I'll steer it into an asteroid :-p killa: You mean like how the roosters kept making the finals series and never actually WINNING (until last year, at least)? Okay, I didn't follow them THAT much, but they are my local team, and seeing them fall short every year got on my nerves after a while. Don't worry,

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I hear your pain... where's the UPS wonder when you need it? :-p wombat: I've got some camo paint left over, but no black - sorry, mate.

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Have a beer! Good quality southern beer, this is. You must have read how it fires up your Jedi powers. First one's free, of course, but the rest'll cost you... heh, heh, heh...

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Damn, that EBZ seminar about conquering a galaxy during an ad break must be doing wonders for you :-p Doh, I've got to mark a bunch of assignments - I took a tutoring job at uni to see how the other half lives. Seeing a massive pile of assignments left on your desk, and realizing you've got to read all of them... :SURPRISED: I don't think that'll be as fun as reading these stories. Carn, Killa, it's your turn at bat!

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A New Assignment Quack sat back, and looked at the notes he'd taken during the meeting: * Euro-Yor partybot alliance confirmed * One-armed man working with Yor * One-armed man with Euros too?? * Get some tight-fitting "quackchick" T-shirts for groupie chicks * Get some groupie chicks * BlueSteel running ANZACs - one-armed? Altarian connection? * Zombies? MWC? Fellowship? * Other free-range alien races? * Bug-sweep "Bloo

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Ooh, flower-girl's got a cuzzin, she 'as! LOL

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"Since Dr. Phil was exposed as a fraud (not really a dr.) and likely Oprah's little ..itch, I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment." Heh, I didn't know that... but still - you're wanted on 5,632 counts of piracy, PETA wants you skinned alive, and you're worried about that? Okay, let's just sure you're the "i know how to fix your relationship" Dr. Phil, not the "i'm a fraud" Dr. Phil, mmkay? Nice win, btw - what is it with birds and shiny things? :p

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Fury of the Swarm The ventilation duct was a tight fit, even for a duck. But Quack kept pushing through - the rumours had to be investigated, no matter the cost. All across the metaverse, pirates were reporting incidents of strange wife behaviour on Threadzilla. So far, none of the southern seas pirates had reported this, but saying you're whipped is never an easy thing to do. The duct which led to the wives' lounge room was just ahead, and Quack could find out what was going on.

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I'm just wondering how long before the wives start to read these threads... Well, honestly, who thought Cari-Elf's mother would show up on the fan thread? Hehe, I don't think Pontius has written a novel. It's more of a self-help book... Rampaging with Roses: Living A Life of Piracy While Keeping The Missus Happy By PontiusBruinPilot (the Dr. Phil of the high seas)

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As a multi-cultural country, Australia must welcome the pirate culture as much as any other. Anything less is, well, un-Australian. You ANZACs don't want to be un-Australian, do you? Good, I didn't think so. Now, sing along: "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum..." :CONGRAT:

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"Aliens as a food group comes from Threadzilla, were KFD and Torian sushi are staples. Not to mention those Arcean ribs. Yor are nearly inedible, and EBZ tends to dispose of the Altarians before they can be studied. I don't know what advances GROSS culinary scientists have made on Alexians and Caranoids. Probably not much since there are usually not enough around to play with." Hmmm... you've got a fleet of fast ships, and the skill to cook some magnificent main courses. Ever thought of

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"Squad... HALT!" "Squad will advance - riiiight TURN!" "General salute - pre-sent ARMS!" As the pirate riff-raff draw their cutlasses, Quack salutes the anthem with a tear in his eye...

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Daddy-Daughter Day CypherPax walked through the airlock to the captured freighter, careful not to bump his daughter's head on the roof, as she was riding piggy-back on him. "Now, this is what we call a flying farm. Sometimes, some of the aliens build these cute little ships, and whiz all around the galaxy. Of course, us pirates race to catch them, and the first one who finds them gets to eat them! There's not as many as you'd find on a farm planet, but it's a nice way to

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"Porn for the masses and aliens as a food group." Who said they ate the squid? ;) [Message Edited]

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Contemplation dum dum… dum dum… dum dum dum… "I wish you'd stop singing that." Quack said as Jaws approached behind him. "You're the only one walking around on flippers here, it's pretty easy to hear who's coming." "Well, I think it adds a touch of class. You just wish you had a better theme song than 'Duck-Man'". "Don't talk to me about music. I've had brain-washing pop, and ultra-heavy-metal Drengin rock, that's the worst of both worlds. I

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Three Schemes and a Strip-Show (this occurs during #457) "Aargh, matey!" "That's no aargh. You've got to roll the 'r', like in Italian. You know any Italian? 'O SO-LO MIOOO' " the pirate began to sing. "Shaddapa ya face." the second pirate replied. They laughed as they unloaded the cargo from the docked pirate freighter onto the Retox. "Where's this stuff headed?" "The wookie porn studio, deck 16." "Damn, those props sure looks kinky." "We'

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Killa - everyone's said it already, but I'll add my two cents - don't worry about it! The way I see it, the point of those awards isn't to single every out every single piece of funny writing out there. There's too many for that, and different people have different tastes anyway. What the awards can do is show that there's a lot of good stories out there - funny, serious, or both - and get more people involved in them. If they can show a few different styles of writing, that's even better. (That

Reply to The Altarian Star Awards - Nominations in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Here's the rules from the original fan-club constitution, if anyone was wondering: 3. Fighting over her .... A MUST. 4. If your not a fighter a KIND word will do. Now, more nominations... well, first, we have to finish off Blue Ocean's story. Even if he does kill me off at the drop of a hat... --- #193 by Citizen Blue Ocean - 6/12/2003 8:54:50 PM If you thought the last part was good . . . The Voyage - Chapter 3

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"Guess who's bringing Kentucky Fried Drengin home for dinner tonight!!!!" I would have added some in my story, but I didn't think bringing KFD to a Drengin rock concert was a good idea :-p lol, koala, I wonder who the flowergirl could be :p

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I'm just an ex-pat, working overseas cause the pay's better, and the exchange rate does wonders for my spending power. I've still got my Australian passport, you know. :)

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aah, i should've changed "Resistance is futile" to "Abstinence is futile" - damn edit time-out... oh, and "we will add your alcoholic and pornographic distinctiveness to our own" [Message Edited]

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Pirates of the Southern Seas Internal Memo Re: Elvish porn "Elf Maidens Defrosted" is currently in pre-production, with several authentic elves expressing interest in the script. It is worth noting that with the crate of Spock ears we recently picked up from eBay, we can create all the fake elvish porn we want if the budget gets tight.

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(these come before #383) Easy Pickings Quack sighed. Someone had once said that warfare was 99% boredom and 1% terror - right now, he was in no position to argue. The cruise to their next delivery had been hell, mainly because someone had sabotaged the ship's sound system to play endless loops of elevator music, until the engineers re-wired it to turn it off. Quack suspected it was a POSS practical joke, and told Dr Quinn to give whoever it was a good spanking once they

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double post, oops [Message Edited]