TheQuack

TheQuack

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Ooh, someone's spiked the water in Brisbane again. They must have had some drugs left over after schoolies. :p Nice story there, Piers! It's motivating me to get back to work on one I started ages ago.

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I seem to remember stealing an imperial toga on one of those time-travel stories months ago... woohoo! That's precedent, that means I can still wear it if I want! Romans are kewl. :)

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Maybe Santa just nicked a heat shield from an Apollo capsule and tied it to the bottom of his sleigh. And the reindeer just huddle around the top of the sleigh when they're dropping down to ground level.

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[quote]My own personal conclusion is that 'Santa' is a real Mcoy Superhero from another planet kinda deal . . . mmm makes sense I suppose . . . [/quote] Wow, and I thought superheroes were always those young guys and girls with well-toned abs and tight costumes... I'm glad that place is an equal opportunity employer and they give guys like old mate Tubby a fair go.

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Maybe as well as the options we've got now for special weapons (mass drivers, etc), there could be an option for how soon you want the result - with appropriate penalties and bonuses for each choice. e.g. 1) Psycho paratoopers - no real strategy, your troopers just charge in and kill everything they see. There's a combat penalty for the lack of co-ordination, but you're guaranteed a result this turn. 2) Standard - Some time's taken to plan out a decent attack, and neig

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Psychological Report: Fellowship of the Ring by Doctor Quack, GalCiv Resident Psychoanalyst In order to determine the reasons for the Fellowship's recent warmongering stance, it is necessary to consider their history. December is always the busiest month for hobbits and elves, due to Christmas merchandising. (The Yuletide Workers Union was originally elves-only, but decided to allow hobbits membership as well, to avoid a racism law suit, and hobbits were deemed "elf-related" en

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The secretary looked up. "The principal can see you now, Mrs Smith." Mrs Smith got up and walked through to the office. The principal stood up and shook her head. "Hello, Mrs Smith - I am PontiusBruinPilot, principal of the Pontius Coolness Reform School. How do you do?" "Oh, very well, thank you." "Now, what can I do for you?" Mrs Smith sighed. "It's about my son, Mr Smith. He's, well, I hate to admit it, but he's a bit of a nerd. I

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You'll never never know if you never never go.\! Aw, crap, that's the wrong ad slogan. We don't have "Visit Sydney" ads here - what sort of propoganda are my New South Welshmen sending down south?

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