TheQuack

TheQuack

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Quack is a dual-class mage/thief. Once a fearsome and brazen pirate, he is now a duck of the shadows. A common pastime is sneaking around a bar and stealing unguarded drinks. He likes pretending to be a stuffed duck statue on the mantlepiece and seeing things he shouldn't see. Of course, he still remembers how to use a blade, and can peck people to death. He's also working on his psychic powers - he can't summon demons or anything, but he's got a few party tricks up his sleeve. "Pick a

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[quote]He looked up at MM77 on stage...and spied Jaws, Hurley and Killa singing doo-waps together on a spare mike. "Not that kind of BACKUP! " yelled Ben.[/quote] How am I supposed to work when you post classics like that? LOL LOL LOL

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Yeah, every day's a drinking day at SF - but we should have thought up some public holidays. It's getting harder and harder for the married troopers to tell their wives, "I have to get drunk, because... well, it's an empire thing."

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[quote]I would have thought that sales of MOO3 would have been WELL below predictions - that publisher thus learns a lesson and next time SPENDS the time and money to make a product the customers want.[/quote] Either that, or they think, "Gosh, those strategy games are nothing but trouble - let's stick with the glitzy games, they're safe bets." :notsure:

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I just pictured you as the Monty Python knight with no arms and legs... but much more drunk than him, of course. LOL (And he's got a bin on his head too!!!) [Message Edited]

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The SFs return fire. (twing bounce ping) EvilSteve: "Muhaha! We iz invincibel! We az garbage bin armor - youse cant touch us!" Quack: "You know how they took out Ned Kelly? They shot him in the legs." EvilSteve: "Uh-oh."

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[quote]where the hell has all the wookie porn gone?![/quote] You know bloody well they were filmed on the Retox, and I took my ship with me :) Um... the actors are just resting... [Message Edited]

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