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Reply to Saw....Disgust and Dismay in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Ward Churchill sez you can't trample on the rights of that teacher!!!!! The teacher should be run out on a rail ( bet it don't happen ) ....

Reply to Did You Know? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Vigilante Justice = Bannana Pudding

Reply to My (Long Awaited) American Idol 4 Predictions in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I concur with your predictions, with one slight variation, Underwood will bounce back and be in at least the final 4.... Bo and Mario are the final 2, with Mario taking the final, but Bo will be the most successful....ala the last season.

Reply to What I Learned From Stallone's 'The Contender' in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hehehehehehe!!! Shouldn't the jaw drop, mouth open, and drool flow ? Stalone - steroids, ya think?

Reply to My New Favorite Commercial in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

I don't know if you get the Hardee's commercials where you're at, but they are great. ( if not, realize that Hardees is a Hamburger Franchise, recently purchased by Carl's Jr. - they're all over the south ) They run on the theme of " If it weren't for Hardees. some guys would just starve" The latest series has featured a blatantly hung-over guy trying to get the twist tie off a loaf of bread, the narrator voices over " why is it the

Reply to He Comes for the Beer, but He Stays for the Clean Laundry in Misc JoeUser Forums

Whew, I thought for a while it was my return that prompted your retreat.... Mojo, you say? Don't give all the credit to him. I'm sure a little self-help and reflection also assisted in the rebound. Not to mention a little over exposure to the sun to bake away the duldrums..... ( Been there, done all that.....) "All hail the return of Mojo!!" <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Smile.gif" border=0 ALIGN="ab

Reply to American Idol 4: Results Show. Into the final twelve! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Constantine is so lucky, and Nikko got robbed ! Ditto on your coverage, it's great ( particularly when Fox goes against Alias ).. I still think the girl who did the Strisand song should have been eliminated.....

Reply to On Michael Jackson and Reasonable Doubt in Current Events JoeUser Forums

No doubt Jackson is way wierd, but I believe he is a victim of his wierdness, more so than a child molester. These people are scam artist and Michael is their mark, look for a civil suit once this case is cleared. Things to ponder; The DA has a hard-on for Jackson. ( he is Hook, to Michael's Peter Pan ) Paul McCartney REALLY wants to own the Beatles songbook ( yes, Michael owns the rights to the Beatles songs )

Reply to American Idol 4: Final Eight Women Finalists in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Your review is once again a great help, I watched last nights show on tape this afternoon, no doubt the Strisand cover is a loser, and the Aerosmith cover was a little weak...once again I'm afraid I agree w/ Simon ( ugh ) .

Reply to Fun With Play-doh in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

How can I get your point across to my wife ??? She constantly worries about this mess or that mess, and heaven help if her mother plans to visit.....

Reply to American Idol 4: The final eight men in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I got the chance to watch some of the show last night, and I'm rather disturbed that I find myself agreeing with Simon. The Booby Brown song and the Police song both sounded like drunken Karoke attempts...... Fear not for Constantine, his band will be booked solid for months to come..........

Reply to The Penis Monologue 2: Penis Facts in Humor JoeUser Forums

Mom told me to ask my wife.....

Reply to CEOs: Who Needs Them? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Do you need an assistant? The least I could do is assist in quality control ( umm, love those glazed donuts......)

Reply to Byrd, A Bigot for all Seasons in Politics JoeUser Forums

( Message to Senator Byrd ) Miss you dearly, hope to see you soon, we have a room here waiting for you, thanks for keeping our flame burning Signed, Strom Thurmond, Jesse Helms, George McGovern, et al

Reply to CEOs: Who Needs Them? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I read the other day that some ex-ENRON guy is now working to turn around Krispy Creme donuts.....first move was to cut the executive staff by half, and sell the corporate jet.....he's getting paid something like $4000.00 per hour.... hehehehe

Reply to Those [of us] who walk away winning in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Her comment got a big "Huh"? from me...she failed miserably in her attempt to set up her antagonist, and left like the whinny vindictive shrew she so desperately tried not to be........Note that as the task are becoming more difficult the "Book Smarts" are closing in....The "Street Smarts" are failing as a team due to ego and control issues....will they get their act together? Corporate restructuring next week.......

Reply to Army Weight and Fitness Policies Make Little Sense in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I still have my "weigh-in" BDU's from the 80"s, all of the doubled reinforcements cut out, to include pockets, flaps, and knees. The sleeves had been cut and permanently sewn into the rolled position, and I had a complimentary pair of boots similarly modified. It's not that I was fat, but this pre-dated the current body fat counts, pinch test, and various new methods utilized today. I'm just a big guy, and at 6'5", a 52in chest, and a 36 waist

Reply to The Penis Monologue 2: Penis Facts in Humor JoeUser Forums

Slinky, As our resident Penis expert, could you ponder the quandry of why so many professional atheletes tend to suffer from testicular cancer? Along those same lines, is E.D. more of a quality or quantity issue?

Reply to 2005, Not My Favorite Year So Far in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Cali - home of mudslides, brush fires, and earthquakes, hum..... I'll take the cool NC winters, ( a few flurries, an inch of snow literally brought Raleigh to a 20 hour stand still ) sultry summers with temps in the 90's ( and that ever present humidity hovering around 90% as well ) Then again the "chin" of NC pokes right into the path of the frequently traveling hurricane ( 3 last year, 15 in the past 10 years ) even our mountains suffered hu

Reply to Civility On JoeUser...or Trolling For Points in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Your post is a proverbial bright star in the JU universe, thank you for a well thought out presentation of the positive. I personally have refrained from controversial topics in order to avoid the trolling attacks ( just look at the responses to my Boy Scout post ). You are now on my read list!!

Reply to 2005, Not My Favorite Year So Far in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hi Jill, Long time no read.... Ah, the trials, troubles, test, and tribulations of life. It can either be depressing and down right loathsome, or exciting and enjoyable. All that snow will melt, it looked beautiful ( for the first couple of days ) and the kids are alright, and so are you. Not being condecending, and intended as only a lil' pick me up, I quote some unknown sage; " I was sad and upset that I had no sh

Reply to France was never a friend of the US in The Media JoeUser Forums

Hey, don't forget about that little French-Indian tiff before the revolution.......and by the way, the french do love some Americans.....Jerry Lewis and John Kerry both come to mind.............

Reply to BLOG POLL; Who was the best side kick? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Lenny !!! The Lone Wolf...( saw him and Fred Willard in a diet soda commercial, at least they're not doing Reality TV )

Reply to BLOG POLL; Who was the best side kick? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Great additions to the roll ! Tend to not watch Snoop's flix ( I'll fall back on Cheech and Chong for my "head" humour ) As for the side kicks who should die ( a truly agonizing death ) .....Kelli Ripa, the fat guy on "Lost", Randy on American Idol, Uncle whatzisname on BAM, Officer shorty shorts on Reno 911, Eddie Haskill of leave it to Beaver, Marsha of the Brady Bunch, and Giligan.... A few more come to mind Snyde

Reply to BLOG POLL; Who was the best side kick? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

But, was Joe entertaining or just iritating, his character reminds me of the little dog of looney tunes fame, hopping all about, kissing up to the big bull dog....