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Reply to pack a lunch- don't worry too much about fuel prices in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Despite the sale statistics you've posted you have not convinced me that people don't want diesel cars or more fuel efficient automobiles. I think there are definitely some powers of what automanufacturers choose to advertise and what vehicles are affordable. I'd buy a diesel jetta wagon today if I could afford one...something like 55mpg....but our government has not pushed companies effectively to improve their standards so we are somewhat at a stan

Reply to What's your warning label? in Internet JoeUser Forums

I also may explode without warning

Reply to Lookin' California... in Misc JoeUser Forums

oops....double post. PS - isn't that title from a Soundgarden song?

Reply to Lookin' California... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I heard the scorpions at the LA airport are as big as dogs and they bark at nervous midwestern people and are prone to stinging people named Chris repeatedly in the right testicle.

Reply to My piece of the pie in Art JoeUser Forums

Thank you both for your comments. I feel the mere length of this poem scares some people crom committing the time to read it. As far as a freewritten poem goes...I'm pretty happy with the way it speaks of my frustrations.

Reply to "friday five" ... what if YOU ruled the world ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

... what is ... ?... the first thing you would make illegal if you had the power to ?... the first thing you think of when you hear the following words: government, science, doctor, lamb, paris ?... the first thing you do every morning ?... the first thing you can remember from your childhood ?... the first thing you would “take

Reply to Settling to the Bottom in Art JoeUser Forums

Miguna - Thank you so much for your kind words. I would love to hear what you think of the poem "piece of the pie" that's posted on my main blog page as these were written about a day apart. -Suspeckt

Settling to the Bottom in Art JoeUser Forums

Innocence guaged on a lack of appropriate comaprison, Therein lies the problem, Sifted through the murky waters to the bottom. We're panning for gold in the aqueduct, Staking claim to the tragedy of the commons, The tragedy, Drowning us at the bottom. We respect little for that which we don't have receipts for, Documenting reb

Reply to A Joke For The Girls in Humor JoeUser Forums

I've known of a very similar shot for a long time....but we call it a cement mixer cause you make the person swish them both together....salt isn't a part of that one though. I'm a big fan of ordering "the blue wave" for people. It's kind of a 21st b-day drink. You go to the bartender and ask for the blue wave, which is a shot of blue curaco and ask for a large glass of water. Tell the person that this shot is super intense so they're goi

Reply to pack a lunch- don't worry too much about fuel prices in Current Events JoeUser Forums

If you consider about 20,000 per year in the US a "ton". (The Chevy Cavalier sells about 100,000 per year in comparison) Not really a fair comparison. The Prius has not been on the market for very long...yet there sale number continue to increase and production is following as well. So when

My piece of the pie in Art JoeUser Forums

(Long day today - wrote this inbetween shifts) Dark matter, Here now, and Forever after. Coughing nervously, At confident laughter. Or would we rather... Stoke the coals of old fires, To reignite the piles of broken glass and The remnant shrapnel of tires. There we wait by the side of the highway For a w

Reply to My 100th Article in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Yeah, I guess I do feel good about the quantity because I've been pretty pleased with most of the article I've posted here. There's been a few times where I write an entire article or poem only to delete it because I didn't like how it turned out. so maybe I'll give myself the credit of claiming I've put out a large quantity of quality. Yahoo for me.

My 100th Article in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Well Joe User, technically this is probably my 103rd or so as I have deleted an article here and there that I got sick of seeing or was disappointed in how it turned out. But for the most part I feel my 100+ article contributions have been pretty well received by the JU community and I'm really pleased with the blogging exchanges I've had with many of you. S

Reply to pack a lunch- don't worry too much about fuel prices in Current Events JoeUser Forums

First of all, no mention of biking! WHAT GIVES?!?!?!? Second, tons of people are buying the toyota prius....no mention of this vehicle either. Third, BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE! Love the Suspeckt riding two wheels through your traffic jam.

Reply to The Perfect Woman is.... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I think my type has a large range of ever expanding characteristics while well grounded in some consistent values...oh, and probably has a vagina too, otherwise I'm not really sure if I could ever narrow "my type" down to the point that you have. I'm not half as clear on what I like as what I don't like.

Reply to Don't stop for nothin' in Art JoeUser Forums

Annebelle - don't worry it's going to keep me better aware of limits...now just stop whining when I hop curbs and medians. Trin - I took yesterday off so today I'm back, but really it was difficult to stay away even though I had no time yesterday. Mal - You're halfway right...I am a biotch.

Don't stop for nothin' in Art JoeUser Forums

What nearly ended my life was the headlights of a lincoln navigator, and it was I not the driver who would've been the perpetrator, and my reality check bounced like a rubber ball, maybe if I slowed down all in all, wouldn't crumble to pieces in a rush on suburban streets, with this stubborn mind commanding these feet, to keep moving, keep

Reply to I show Van Helsing a thing or two... in Humor JoeUser Forums

(after all, he just came into the wrong place at the wrong time, and he was probably scared as all hell) Typical bleeding heart liberal response to the situation. All in all, good show mate, I was nearly attacked by squirrels am few weeks ago after I exited my parents garage. One was about an inch from my foot when I feared for my life and screamed like a 2nd grade boy....that's right, they scream much worse than little girls. <BR

Reply to Learning to be content with mediocrity in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Fussyvet - thanks for reading. I dug this line. Everyone cannot be number one but only one. Imajinit - definitely with you on this. It's kind of the point of the article. We need to guage our accomplishments in more realistic terms. Doing one's best in say, athletics, should not be demeaned

Reply to Why I will not have anal sex with my girlfriend... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well even if it was a joke forgive me for trying to add some actual insight to your post...geeze, settle down homey, I wasn't trying to step on your toes, or your 12in. penis. Love, The Suspeckt

Reply to Why I will not have anal sex with my girlfriend... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Gothic - Take another look at my post. I never said it WILL feel good, I said it MIGHT...a key difference. We all have a unique set of preferences and I'm trying to leave the possibility open that women may actually enjoy this. And I might even be as bold to say it may feel good to "having something shoved up (my) arse." But whether I am comfortable with someone doing this is a completely other question.

Reply to Why I will not have anal sex with my girlfriend... in Humor JoeUser Forums

f you guys all think it is so great ..how about i get a 12 inch strap on and you bend over Jess Well I suppose if I had a 12 in. dick that might be comparable. But actually anal stimulation might be more pleasant for males since it could stimulate their prostates. I was told though, jus

Reply to How to Blow a Snot Rocket in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Davey - you're my new hero. I can't tell you the lengths I've gone to simply to gross my mom out. I'm glad I could aid you in your own pursuits. Runny noses, contrary to what you might think aren't the best environment for the snot rocket. I recommend that thin line between plugged up and runny for the best results. Just careful with that aim! Just like "hocking a loogey" one must always exercise extreme caution. I really don't want to

Reply to Gay Marriage. . .Yawn. in Democrat JoeUser Forums

You may have noticed that I already solved the gay marriage "problem" in a previous post of mine.

Reply to How to Blow a Snot Rocket in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the cultural insight Mig. I must say I have found it very interesting how grossed out people are by dicussions of snot. I guess I never realized that it bothered so many people to the degree it really does. I mean, I'm not talking about blowing snot onto other people, just onto the ground where it will likely be much appreciated.