Rats! I'm not from New York! ..and no roaches in my house! ...how about Armidillos? House Cleaning time! Pledge or Endust? <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com/index.asp?Cmd=full&NewsI
Monika Lewinsky (geez...not a lot to pick from!) Toon time! Looney Toons or Merry Melodies?
Farmer's Accident Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the... "I didn't ask for a
Superfriends Green Hornet or Green Lantern?
Betty!! Batgirl or Catwoman?
...amazing statistics! Avoid Chain Letters If you send this message off to 20 people within the next 4 days, and each of them send this letter off to 20 other people within 4 days... In 40 days, approx. 10 trillion of these messages will cross the internet. From day 40 to day 44, an additional 200 trillion of these messages will cross the internet, at an average
"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." --Albert Einstein
Dodging the rotten fruits and veggies snarf is throwing!
Have you seen a manicurist? What kinda thumb nail ya mean?
Doreen...isn't that kinda like selling a haunted house and not letting the new owners in on it?
Sorry you have to work this weekend Kim....it could be worse though! End Of The World When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft Syst
Shmoopy..my nost isn't running...but TP for being handy ...Kleenex if I have it handy! ! Apple Jacks zman! Paper Clips or Staples? <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle" ALT="Powere
Shot of what? ! oh I 'spose a pill ...oh and Shmoopy to answer your question ....Depends on the Nurse <img src="ht
Wayto Goah Kim! This one oughta take some of the heat off of you, Mr. Xaltec! Don't kill me Kim...it's really funny! The Essential Guide to Women's English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's
Great to see ya back, Fuzzy!
Good to see ya back, Mike....now take it easy and get well!
Slow joke day, Kim? Hopefully Xaltec can keep things hoppin' up while I'm busy Mothers can sometimes be quite remarkable.... The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for twenty years she served the family nothing but leftovers... The original meal has never been found. <img src="htt
Ok a quick update on the Joke Marathon rulez so no one gets into trouble Ok...bring on your best or worst but leave everyone laughing Joke Rulez 1. Let's keep them PG. WC is a Family Place. 2. No racist jokes or the like! 3. Links to Funny Pics or Flash files are welcome. 4. Use your com
Great Lines From Job Evaluations..... Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard was not looking. A room temperature IQ. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on. A prime candidate for natural de-selection. Bright as Alaska in December. One-celled organisms outscore
You know you're a nurse if...... You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night. You believe not all patients are annoying...some are unconscious. Your sense of humor seems to get more warped each year. You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart. You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock Almost everything can seem humorous...eventually. When ask
85 Year Old Patient and the Jar An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 85-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the day he received it. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, bu
Mr. Xaltec..I have to admit...you can give me a run for the money with the jokes! I tip my hat to you! More Hospital humor...You getting these Wom & Fuzzy? Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?" The sec
starone..tell Wom not to eat the Kentucky Jelly! (who will get this?)
Wonder Woman...although the Sid & Marty Kroft stuff was pretty campy! Andy Griffith or Gomer Pyle??
Homemade! Duh! Homemade Bread or Storebought? (this will be a no brainer!) )
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