Mr_Ph00ey2u

Mr_Ph00ey2u

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That was good, Kim! Three Beers A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time

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DavidK thinks I need to get a life and I suppose I can rule out being an Admin here for a life, so I guess I'll dedicate my life to just being a lowly Stardock customer and writing disclaimers rather than to keep persuing living on the edge and pushing the envelope! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol.g

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I must be the king of typos...so I tend to "not see" anyone elses! I noted what you are talking about Shmoopy and it did seem that you were singled out by Tombo..err..Poo-Head. Geez...a word of praise if ya like something, but I noted picking apart of things that didn't exist as if the cursor was bug ridd

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Rules For Buying Gifts For Men Rule #1 When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why. Rule #2 If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By

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Magic Beer A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around t

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Ode To Billie Joe Written by - Bobbie Gentry It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day I was out choppin' cotton and my brother was balin' hay And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat And Mama hollered out the back door, 'Y'all remember to wipe your feet' And then she said, 'I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge Today Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge' And Papa said to Mama as he passed

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The key word is relative. Relative velocity depends on the observer...are the feeding spots fixed observers? In order to determine how fast an object is going, you measure the time it takes to cover a given distance. Its velocity (v) or speed equals the distance (d) traveled divided by the time (t) it takes to go that distance: v = d / t. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.

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I swear these blonde jokes are gonna get you guys in *BIG* trouble! Trust me! I'll check for your email, Kim The Three Pigs Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house

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