Mr_Ph00ey2u

Mr_Ph00ey2u

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Some Easter Quickies... Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: By hare mail! Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? A: You need an eggsplanation! Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare dryer! Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets! Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? A: Colored scrambl

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Alcohol Warnings Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell you frie

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werewolf, I have the books of the Foundation Trilogy listed as Foundation, Foundation and Empire, and Second Foundation. I read them over 20 years ago so I don't really remember much about them. If you can't find these books drop me a note. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0 ALIGN="abs

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An old woman was taken to a gynecologist for the very first time. The doctor was very thorough in his examination, and of course the old woman was quite embarrassed. Finally, the exam was over and the doctor told her to get dressed and come in to his office to talk about his findings. The old woman listened intently as the doctor gave her the results. She then said she really only had one question for him. The doctor said, "What is the que

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Hello boxxi! I downloaded myself your GridscapeDX xpTheme and must say: Respect is really extremely good!!! I have a question,: Can I, if I e.g. click on "Recycle" on the left of above, make that it the waste-paper basket with a simple click and not with one doubleclick opens??? if, how? Yours sincerely etc... That's how it translates <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com/index.asp?Cmd=full

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Anatomy of a Relationship Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy each other's company. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without

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Lunch with the President George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants ,and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad." Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do you want, Mr. President?" Bush answers, "How about a quickie?". Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and s

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Bonzo, your best bet is to create your frames as .png files and assemble them with AniUtil. http://www.cursorxp.com/files/AniUtil.zip png files are the most flexable to work with and ya won't end up beating your head against the wall trying to convert a gif to an ani and your results will probably be better. Just follow the guide on the CursorXP site https://www.stardock.com/products/cursorxp/guide.asp <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sm

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Snarf! SADDAM Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam look-alikes . "Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is Saddam is still alive. The bad news is, he lost an arm." <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0 ALIGN

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My cursors have fans? Phy...I might be able to do something along those lines, my brother has an Ibanez similar to Joe Satriani's I might use as a model. I have a lot of requests for different guitars, maybe I can do something along those lines once I get the basic guitar set finished and released...I still have the Telecaster to finish before I can even think of any others but I'll keep it in mind

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After the Operation The patient awakened after the operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. "Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed." <img src="http://images.stardock.com

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Kona0197... Just be sure to put h t t p : / / before the web addy (I double spaced the characters so it wouldn't show as a link..*I HOPE*) like this: h t t p : / / w w w . l i n k . c o m Hope that worked out We need a preview mode for the messages. download.com htt;://www.download.com zdnet.com http://www.zdnet.com tucows http://www.tucows.com <A HREF="https://w

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Hungover Signs * You'd rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight. * Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still." * Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. * You're convinced that the chirping birds are Satan's pets. * You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet. * You replaced the traditional pray

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Kim! Asking her out A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented. He said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't even make eye conta

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May I intervene? Everyone here is partially right...except the part where you are arguing about it! Axialis Icon workshop is kick butt....so are a lot of French wines Bakerstreet is boycotting the French for their conduct on the world stage that directly affected the US and is exercising what he believes i

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Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI. "There is wine in a box that

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You might be from the Pacific Northwest if......... 1. You know the state flower (Mildew) 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. 3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means. 4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. 5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. 6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant. 7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain wai

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"Simple Truths" The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. One good turn gets all of the blankets. There are two kinds of pedestrians; The quick and the dead. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet. When

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The Pig Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam told his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what 'appened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver staggering back from the farm, smiling from ear to ear, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a big ole cigar in the other. "What 'appen to you?" he

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