Mr_Ph00ey2u

Mr_Ph00ey2u

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IE or Opera Cerebro! Your career as a blues singer is over before it got off the ground! Look at rule #7! 7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada . Hard times in St. Paul or Tucson is just depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City still the best

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That was EXCELLENT, BoBoMoe!! Cerebro! You got da Blues!! ..dragin' out my axe and changin' my name to...Blind Bananna Bush hmmm...I used the formula but somehow that don't quite sound bluesey <img src="http://image

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The Speeding Ticket After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn't know any better and trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?" The trooper paused to take another swat and said, "Well,

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I've finally found a doctor who gives useful health and nutrition advice that makes sense!!! Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. That would be like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. <b

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Must be someones birthday Birthday Present A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything there w

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Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. This is TRUE!! The top 15 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine: Box O' Grapes Chateau Traileur Doublewide White Trashfindel Big Red Gulp Grape Expectations Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays" NASCARbernet Chef Boyardeaux Peanut Noir Blue Light Specia

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Styl, German- Nine English-No English - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine German - Ein, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun They count just like everybody else and don't use a base 6 system...I think the only ones that might are cryptographers! I'm sure some nice German user here can verify what I've just said. The guy who no do

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Mom's Dictionary DICTIONARY ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself. BABY: 1) Dad, when he gets a cold. 2) Mom's youngest child, even if he's 42. BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all (except Mom) to be self-cleaning. "BECAUSE": Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically. <br

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Happy Mothers Day! All I ever needed to know I learned from my Mother My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said

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I do 'em one frame at a time using PSP7 or XaraX or whatever and compile them with AniUtil http://www.cursorxp.com/files/AniUtil.zip

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I'm not sure if this will help but the default path is path=c:\windows; c:\windows\system32 on a clean install of XP and close to the same on 98...the only thing that will differ from one system to another is if they didn't use c:\windows as their install directory...but whatever they used will go to the same directory that holds those files...all other paths are created by software installs like Windowblinds or are user added. Just use RUN ---> command and type path</b

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DM! A Nine I was meeting a friend in a bar, and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed. Feeling quite pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten. "I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

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I think rude comments are all uncalled for and reflect directly on the character of commenter. Although there will always be those who are rude, as long as they don't cross that line between rudeness and obscenity there is little anyone can do other than form a low opinion of the commenter. My rule of thumb is if you can't say something nice then don't comment. I even keep constructive criticism to private communication, I feel there is no need to make a negative public spectacle in the comment

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