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GASP!

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Hmmmm..there's Punc_Red by Ingui..but nothing with the word Throb in it. Maybe a better description would help

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*^* Webster Updated *^* Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting sex. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte:<

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wombat_1! I didn't even raise an eyebrow over that one, it's actually pretty tame. Go to the mall or any place that might have anime images and you'll see pretty much the same thing and they are all on public display. (not to mention scantily clad men or women on magazines even at the grocery store checkout.) I think this is much ado over nothing. It's just fine that you may want to keep your childre

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Ostrich A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer." He turns to the ostrich and asks, "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer, too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says, "That will be $3.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come

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I like to keep all my options open, Phy All keystroke shorts as well as the simple click.

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The Traffic Stop A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "

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Rock!! Disco?? Cordless or Corded?

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Styl skinnier! Career Path An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home.

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Thanks BoXXi! OK..guess it wasn't all explained then..I thought I had missed out on something Then what you are saying is the system is still experimental and there is nothing written in stone that can be explained. Soo...things may change from day to day until something is decided on. I guess I must have misunde

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I now see why Shmoopy was upset...if Admins can only see those stats it does look a bit funky. I'm still unclear about all those downloads that aren't from WC...who's hot linking? I know Shmoopy sure didn't do any hot linking and it was just uped yesterday so there wouldn't be much of a chance of some site hot linking to it...guess this external downloading is a bit confusing to me. <img src="http://images.sta

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I see now...somehow I thought they were different...smacking myself up side of the head, DUH! Even so, it does seem like those stats should be available so that no one will misunderstand. Something that just crossed my mind, is that if these are based on WC downloads just where are all the other downloads coming from? <B

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I must have been absent the day the Top Downloads system was discussed, I'm completely clear about the top authors. I'd appreciate it if someone would make it clear to me, I hate being in the dark about all this! Maybe the stats that all this is being based on should be available as well as the raw stats so there won't be any hard feelings by anyone. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/smile.gi

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SOME GOOD NEWS The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house didn't float very far at all. The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work. Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show. The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars. The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird. The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.

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Booooo!! Two Drops of Water An elderly lady on a cruise ship wanders up to the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, the lady to her r

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Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team: 10) "This code is a piece of dung! You have no honor!" 9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!" 8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!" 7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!" 6) "Our competitors are without honor!" 5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!" 4)

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Actual signs: Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. Etiquette sign in Oriental restaurant: DO NOT BREAK BREAD OR ROLL IN SOUP. In London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK

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I can't believe this, WOM! ...I know They are really identical fraternal twins separated at birth...one raised by Donald Trump and the other raised by a tribe of Pygmy albinos only to find each other again while in a pape

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Donno if you guys know it or not but when you go to upload your desktop image you get this: The WinCustomize Library is temporarily closed while undergoing maintenance. Please check back later. If you are a Stardock customer or WinCustomize subscriber, you can cross reference your account here. If you would like to become a subscriber and gain access to the libraries during maintainence, click here.

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by paxx - 5/11/2003 11:04:52 AM Just would like to remind everybody that this board is not for promoting your website, your software or anything else you may sell or even give away. The last thing we want is to have this board floaded with advertisements. If you think that you offer a service that is worthy to be of interest by the skinning community, use the Submit News link at the top of this page. We'll look at it, and if we feel it's something our members would like to know,

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SkinneRyan! Now I've done spit all over myself trying to say that stuff! What a lovely bunch of coconuts, Weaksid! Thank You, Dear! Jim was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the paper during breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to

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MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

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Welcome yangge! I do have to complement yangge on his top notch icons. Neil Young? one of my favorite rock stars! <img

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Danged if I could either Weaksid...I hear if ya sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs pop out!

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Oil Change instructions for Men: Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20.00, drive home. Open a beer and drink it. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.