citahellion

Reply to Attention K-Mart Shoppers! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ah, reality TV... people with no shame showing people with no lives the actions of people with no sense.

Reply to There Ought to Be a Law... in Politics JoeUser Forums

if the town (as an example) says "no youth football before 12 noon on Sunday" that doesn't say force them to go to church or tell them what church to go to. It simply states that the town (as a government) has a right to set aside time so that families might spend time together. Perhaps, but it's still a pre

Reply to What If The Sky Was Red... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Gophers aren't fat enough to be called penguins. (Penguin derives pretty directly from penguis, latin for "Fat".) What if we lived in a world with no hypothetical questions?

Reply to i can't #$%&! sleep !!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

An important rule for sleeping properly is, if you've lain in bed for 30 minutes or more, have not fallen asleep, and don't feel like you're about to, get up. Do something different. Preferably something relaxing or relatively mindless. Like watching TV. (no channel-surfing, either; that'll keep you awake.) If you don't fall asleep in the middle of your new "activity", you should at least start feeling sleepy again and can then head back to bed.

Reply to I hate teenage girls. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ooo! I HATE it when people fling burning materials out of their cars! It burns me up. (pun intended.) I always try to honk at them, especially if their detritus comes anywhere close to touching my vehicle. And I always want to pull up next to them and berate them loudly. Don't their cars have ashtrays?? Does the road look like an ashtray? Are they trying to set my car on fire? Argh!

Reply to sexually ambiguous screen names in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[DylanZimmerman said:] Yknow..I don't think I've been accused of being a guy...Weird. Well, Dyl, I might never have accused you of it, but I assumed it of you for quite a while. "Dylan" to me is not a gender-neutral name but a male name. I was, happily, disabused of the notion before I ever had

Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well, I can't let the SPC be the only one to make a limerick for Texas Wahine... There's a wonderful Texas Wahine, She's as smooth as a vodka martini; And Hawaii's her home, where the surfer-gals roam-- Oh, just think of her in a bikini!

Reply to To download freeware or not to... I coan't decide in Gaming JoeUser Forums

I would recommend in general that if you're downloading an unknown freeware program, you should download it and then run Ad-Aware or SpyBot Search & Destroy (or both) before you actually execute it. Both should be capable, I believe, of determining if the program is spyware even before you've installed it. Generally, though, I also would afford most GPL-licensed programs as more trustworthy in that regard.

Reply to "friday five" ... you're the king of the world ! in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Mig, by "none" for drinking age, I meant no legal restriction on drinking. Now that I'm thinking about it further, though, perhaps I'd go with 16 there too. (Can't have the drinking age be above the sex age. )

Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

There was once a young fellow called Porenj, who got his balls caught in a door hinge. Well his face turned quite blue, and his nutsack did too, and he screamed till his eyeballs turned orange.

Reply to My Blog is Turning into an Issue of Cosmo.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I am from Maryland originally and now reside in Minnesota. I've passed through Indiana a number of times, though.

Reply to My Blog is Turning into an Issue of Cosmo.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

It sounds like his attitude is something along the lines of "Milk it for all it's worth, then move on." If that's the case, it's time for the milking to stop. But it could also be that he merely needs a good slap upside the head to be reminded that it's not a one-way street and he needs to make a contribution too. And it would be good to inform him that he owes her 5. I agree with Flooz, a lot of guys will take the path of least effort. (I

Reply to "friday five" ... you're the king of the world ! in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Obviously I'm taking a U.S.-centric viewpoint here.... 1/ Well, heck, if I'm helping spend the entire world's money, might as well spend a little of it on me. I don't need much salary, maybe $250,000 or so, but that's because I am able to expense just about everything. 2/ A non-traditional succession constitutional monarchy. On the assumption that I know best, I can't be voted out, but there are clear guidelines by which I must abide (to

Reply to the 'modern woman awards' ... oh, come on ! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

but not comic books Now wait a minute, mig, you like comic books too?? Which ones?

Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Sweet Vanessa was having a smash reading verse citahellion dashed off. Asked, "Why aren't you famous?" his answer was lamest: "I'm good, but I'm no Ogden Nash."

Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

The Limerick Doctors can assist you, mig! You've got a fine idea there, just needs a little cleaning up (so to speak): A man who loved sewers once tried to crawl in one, but slipped down and died. Well, the coroner's writ said he'd drowned in the shit and declared it to be 'sewercide'.

Reply to I have a secret superpower in Misc JoeUser Forums

Clearly the Galloping Geezer should wear pants that come all the way up to his armpits, a button-down shirt over an A-style undershirt, coke-bottle glasses (for disguise), and a fedora.

Reply to Siege of the Deer, Day 1 in Humor JoeUser Forums

No deer can resist the sweet lure of kentucky mash bourbon After all, it's just corn in a tastier form.... And they may be vigilant, but they're not very bright. Duct-tape a few good-size sticks onto your tin-foil hat and you should be able to infiltrate them and get wind of their ultimate pla

Reply to **Spoilers!** Limerick summary of Spider-man 2 in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

i wish you could fix the time zone palaver so i wouldn't almost miss your posts, citahellion ! Oh, that's easy! All you have to do is shift your schedule by 12 hours. Sleep in the day and go out all night.

Reply to J'Abar 1a in Art JoeUser Forums

I read it, but at the time I didn't have much to say about it. It did seem rather unpolished. I think your edits did it some good. For some reason, though, the stranger's apparently supernatural speed and strength bother me. And it still reads a bit choppy, if you will; too many short sentences.

Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Don't know that one, but I just wrote these two.... There was once a tyrannical trucker; At his birth he was named Richard Tucker. By the men he was feared, but the women all sneered; they called him "needle Dick, the bug fucker." A good limerick's a wonderful treat, with thirteen anapestical feet. And the words that you say rhyme A A B B A; It's the form used by all the elite.

Reply to **Spoilers!** Limerick summary of Spider-man 2 in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Okay, I know a few people have viewed this article besides SPC NS. Any other comments??

Reply to Reminding Myself Why I Blog in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yeah, I still lurk a lot more than I post too. I have tried to be a bit more talkative recently.

Reply to Gay WHAT??? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

According to Dante's Inferno, Limbo is where the unbaptized but otherwise virtuous souls go.... Now admittedly Dante is not canon, but I understood that his overall beliefs were representative of the Church.

Reply to what's new, pussycat ? in Humor JoeUser Forums

yet to find a way to post a pic that doesn't involve registering for some horrid 'free' website full of flashing stuff. My preferred way is to e-mail the pic to dharmagrl.