I saw this limerick review of Spider-man 2 by SPC Nobody Special. I love to write limericks myself, so I got inspired to create this limerick summary of the movie. DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET! THERE ARE MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. Peter Parker starts having
I think an additional indicator would be very helpful... The number should show in red if the person is currently suffering from any STD, and green otherwise. That'll be a great conversation starter... "Red 0? How the hell did you manage that??"
carebear said: It's not that we're not interested. We're just sticking with what we think is right. If we weren't listening then we wouldn't say anything related to it and how we feel about it. Okay, I'm just going to list out what I can recall of your positions on things. I don't want to debate an
My favorite bit is "...pot honor groin-murder's nut cup". If you just accept "nut cup" as is, it makes a very odd picture...
Right now Krystal is a bit of a roller... she's figured out that she can roll over to get from her blanket to her gym to her play-book to under the coffee table, covering an area of perhaps 30 square feet (about 4x8). I am both anticipating and dreading her general mobility phase....
I liked the story better with beer instead of coffee.
trina_p, read it out loud and pretend, as you listen to yourself, that you have a really bad (but indeterminate) foreign accent. I'll get you started: "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut" == "Little Red Riding Hood".
Krystal is 7.7 months (december 17). She does the non-moving almost-crawl too, leans forward and tries to go from sitting to crawling position, but can't get her one leg from in front to behind her. We're calling it her "frog-jumping"motion, she looks just like she could be sitting on a lily pad getting ready for her next big move.
Sorry, I was off kicking some medieval ass in Disciples II. (Which I am really enjoying--free plug for Totalgaming.net, it rocks!) Anyway, yes, trina, you are correct! (And you too, zoo.) Dew it is. Now which of you is going to post the next riddle? p.s. Did you like my explanation of DsH's riddle? Was it clear enough?
At the moment it seems to have transmuted into more of a debate about why Captain and Carebear don't seem interested in listening to the arguments that have been put forth.
I could only stand to be an umpire if I were guaranteed not to be fired, and even then I think the twisted pleasure I'd get from making the players and fans miserable would last maybe a week. Yes, I hate baseball. Everything else sounds pretty neat, though. Owning a bookstore would be a very good job for me too. Maybe I could specialize in selling only books I've read. It would be a pretty small bookstore for a while, but I'd be very happy to
I knew it couldn't be too far off. Finally, after a couple months of being able to remain sitting on her own and play comfortably, and weeks of going from sitting to lying down and rolling, my little girl tonight made it from lying on her back to sitting up! I was watching her play out of the corner of my eye and all of a sudden instead of being on her back or tummy
Apparently there are a couple of versions of it floating around... couldn't find my own original copy, so I had to grab another one off the net. I almost regret not getting to type it in.... It's right here now.
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i'm sorry, citahellion, but i think you may be the most interesting person alive No need to be sorry! I have to say, though, that if you really think that, my Jedi mind-fogging power must have developed much more strongly than I'd su
Your opinions are sensitive and valuable to this site I second that. You do a fantastic job of making intelligent comments about sensitive subjects without even coming close to giving offense of any sort. Not that some political wingnuts won't take offense anyway, but you probably already have a good
I'll be Authoritative Man, who can answer any question (especially rhetorical ones) with such finality that the answer is assumed to be correct.
oleteach, I link the "old fashioned way"... (Descriptive Link Text here)
...Mig's riddle thread. Where there is, I believe, a riddle that I posted still awaiting an answer....
I first heard it in this nifty little verse: Pro and Con are opposites, that is plainly seen. If Progress means "move forward", what does Congress mean?
Probably some hand lotion in a tall, thin bottle....
Poetmom, I think our theoretical benefactor would be willing to call you an "in-home, in-family daycare provider"... Personally I'd keep several aspects of my current job (the ones where I get to solve problems and address peoples' needs) and dump the ones I don't like (mainly dealing with management issues and interpersonal problems).
Somewhere around here I have a copy of a short story entitled "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut", which starts out with "Wonts ponder thyme dare wussy ladle gurl cold Rat Rotten Hut." The line that stumped me for the longest time was "Oho, setter woof, heifer present woke."
asking how much he would pay them if they cut their own member off for the museum. I hope I am never THAT desperate for money....
Let's pretend that some shadowy benefactor came to you and told you that he would pay you $100,000 a year. All you have to do in exchange for this paycheck is to find a job that you love to do, that you would rather be doing than hanging out in front of the TV or the computer screen, and work it like a regular job for the rest of your life. (Yes, you can take vacati
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