In the confusion, Gerakken fails to notice the dashingly handsome visitor in the blue jumper with the rather large rucksack, apparently stuffed full. A short while later, the visitor leaves...the rucksack does not seem quite as full as before.....
Ahh Five-O, been reading your Dungeons and Dragons Manual again? Forget your foolish magics...our drop bears are now equipped with trans-warp capability. YOU will soon be the one concerned with drop bear arses...nothing escapes a drop bear at Warp 6......watch the skies...... :HOT:
RayChua sits astride the mighty Ranyhyn, Shadowfax, as he canters into a forest glade near the mouth of the river Entwash. RayChua: "Hail and well met, mightiest of the Ents! What does Treebeard seek of me this day? Do you feel the need to bask in my glory and wisdom to help your growth?" Treebeard: "Hoomm...no. I have called you hither to tell you that Tolkien never mentioned anyone from Singapore in any of his books, and your pretentious homilies are wearing quite thin. Howev
[quote]You really should respect your number one empire more.[/quote] Oh puhleeze....five minutes of fame is going to your heads just a little, don't you think? LOL
[quote]I mean how else do you get the bombs in your space assassin sheep[/quote] :SURPRISED: That, sir, is utterly top secret...I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. In fact, I may kill you anyway....watch the skies..... ;p
/serious mode on I feel a little sheepish (don't touch it) posting about strategy, simply because I'm not in the class of those above. Sometimes, I hope, it's useful for a less-than-stellar player to post to encourage others who are just starting. My attitude's a little different, and I like GalCiv bacuase I can adapt it to an enjoyable experience for ME, rather than the game dictating a certain path to success. Two things first: I'm more Machiavelli than Sun Tzu. I love it when pla
[quote]GROSS has always done its best work from behind.[/quote] Somehow, I knew instinctively that was true..... plephart is strolling across the Ponderosa, blissfully counting and re-counting his latest Metaverse score...the hot midwestern sun beating down, making him squint against the sun as he finally finds a shady tree....he looks into the branches....and the last thing he sees is a great hairy brown arse falling...falling...fatally downwards.....[pphheewwwSPLAT!]
I just want to make sure everyone knows who they are dealing with here. I mean, these are people who do...things...with farm animals....and they don't take baths....
Is there some kind of door prize for the one who delivers the 1000th post? Or are they simply called "The One" from then on?
After leaving the weekly Elite GROSS Crossdressing Squad (EGROSSCS) briefing, tottering down the tree lined avenue in high heels, Rob - or Robina, as he prefers to be known this night - hears a rustling in the tree branches overhead. Glancing upwards, the last thing Robina sees is a huge brown hairy arse falling fatally downwards...... Could it be....the legendary drop bear? Watch the skies.......... :HOT:
[quote]Some lame empires put theirs up in their own top secret forum like it's some secret perk. Happily, Anzac is not one of those.[/quote] /serious mode on Agreed - its just not our style. Personally, I'm enjoying the satire on the boards because it seems a generally fun group of people who don't take stuff too seriously, but we could do more as a group, I guess, to improve playing. I never really wanted to be SUPER fixated on the scoring but if you read the other Empire thre
What the hell is it with these reconsituted identities? Where's RayCSB? And Chris - I don't see a Southern Cross next to your name....I don't want to think about you taking the name of one of our legendary marauders in vain.... I mean, even the sheep are getting bloody confused. I've had to reorganise the card deck and everything. In the meantime, we have magnamimously decided to be content with the title: "Masters of the Southern Hemisphere" (have you heard from Africa or Sout
[quote]Sigh. Same old ANZAC tactics[/quote] You're looking for a woolly package in the mail, bub..... :HOT:
Great job Bakka - geez...puts my weeks of work to shame!! Go ANZACs :D
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[quote]Mid-Western men do not take baths (much less bubble baths) You are thinking of California men.[/quote] ROTFLMAO!! Go annihilate those GROSSlings! Hey, and those Antarctic penguins were no pushovers...... ;) LOL ;p
A soft tapping is heard at the door of the Euro bunker.... G-Force: "Bigbadger, check out that noise!" BB: "Hey, you're not in charge! I refer you to the signed treaty enacted by Impune dated 15/5/03 Para 3.1.1 subsect 4(a) that specifically states UK citizens are NOT subject to requests from Belgians!" Whilst the debate continues and a special summit is convened to consider the agenda, the door to the bunker slowly swings open.... BB: "Hey, what's that sheep
[quote]Wombat, take out your frustrations on those Aliens[/quote] Ahhh...I did, my friend....I have made it to Allan Border mode :CONGRAT: Now if a weakling like me can make 10,000 winning only ONE game at normal difficulty, I know the rest of you are capable of MAJOR ARSE-KICKING - let's GO people!! :D
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[quote]you don't want to be messing with farm animals[/quote] I had heard about these mid-westerners and their farm animals....but still.... The ANZACs are already the dominant southern hemisphere force (I mean, have you heard from Africa or South America lately?) and we will be on your doorstep before you know it...either that, or we'll send the sheep round.....
AND I double posted becaue I was so upset - hand tremor!
Geez...I only scored 28% on the geek test, I must be doing something wrong...must wear more pocket protectors.... Welcome to all the new faces in the ANZAC Empire - c'mon team, lets get 'em! LOL
Geez...I only scored 28% on the geek test, I must be doing something wrong...must wear more poket protectors.... Welcome to all the new faces in the ANZAC Empire - c'mon team, lets get 'em! LOL
Forget this GROSS nonsense, come with us under the Southern Cross and join the ANZAC empire! Free beer, dental and superannuation and tickets to the 2003 AFL Grand Final. The Battlecruiser Waltzing Matilda comes fully equipped with luxury staterooms for your pleasure and our Maori death commandos, kelpie attack packs and exploding sheep promise misery for all who stand against us! That isn't the real Gerakken, by the way - we got him two days ago. We've taken out the Ace of Diamonds (St
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surthur finishes off his weekly bubble bath, and with soap in his eyes, reaches for his towel. His hand comes to rest on a warm, woolly surface. "plephart, honey, did you buy some new towels?" "No, why?" surthur manages to wipe enough soap out of his eyes to see where his hand is...and looks into the eyes of a sheep grinning maniacally....[BaaaaBLAM!!!!] Mmmuuuaaaahhhhh...... :HOT:
[quote]Falling down the abyss and coming back from the dead is all part of the plot, Chris.[/quote] It was the sheep that did it....damn, I must improve the detonators on our latest models...... :HOT:
A nude CPU? That does sound kind of exciting....I guess....if you're into that sort of thing..... I can see you're the kind of woman we need here, Cotal....must recruit you to help cause havoc among our enemies (ie bascially everyone other than ANZAC) - and thanks for the lamington! Ah, the legendary drop bears......these poor northern hemisphere fools don't know what they're in for.... :HOT: