TheQuack

TheQuack

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Reply to A Maso Small Map Guide For All The Family in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Humans don’t react to threats: HUMANS ARE THE THREAT Ah, too true. In that maso game I finally submitted, the biggest problem I had was figuring out which enemy was the biggest threat at that time. Given how long it took me to finally win one, let's just say I made a few "bad judgement calls". :)

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Reply to Tales from the Posse in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Wombie - ah, no worries. We'll see if idle can get the order sorted out, but if he can't, it's no big deal. It's just that my stories sound like insane ravings when they're out of order. Well, they sound nuts when they're in order too, but... the better sort of nuts. :p

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Reply to My new son in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]Take medical advice from your obstetrician, rather than Dr. Rainbird - I hear she has a mean streak[/quote] I'm just imagining her in a nurse's outfit, going around a hospital and giving phony "medical advice"... oh, wait, she left the evil empire, didn't she? Damn. Oh well, I'll just imagine her in a nurse's outfit then. Congrats, chuckles!!! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: We'll see how much chuckling you'll be able to keep up once the baby's u

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Reply to Evil Empire's infernal thread in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]Dear Sinner, Bakka has had their soul valued at £51249 [/quote] WTF? How is your twisted soul worth twice as much as mine? You lied on all your questions, didn't you? I should've expected that from an evil person. :p

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Reply to T h e - C a r i E l f - f a n c l u b in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Ahh! It's a mirror universe! Watch out, or AntiCariElf will skewer your head on a pike and stick it outside the Stardock offices!!! Maybe they'll put a photo on the webpage, along with the caption "Abandon hope, all ye who complain here!". This mirror world is scary. :SURPRISED:

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Reply to Pirates of the Southern Seas in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Somewhere out there in the world, a lone Stardock employee was touched by your graceful poetry. They must be off their medication. :p Ah, congrats, Killa, you know I luv ya! And your poems deserved to win the poetry comp! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

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Reply to Veterans or who should be? in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]Truth is I'm actually an AI built by Stardock.[/quote] Bug report for version 1.1 The Altarians were beating me in a war and came around asking for tribute. They wanted the following: 35 bc for 6 months 2-D Phasing Join the Fellowship Help me, Stardock! I don't want to be a wizard! Congrats to all the new vets!

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Reply to Veterans or who should be? in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Don't look now, but Ray just got bumped up again. Looks like it's a promotion sweepstakes period - this is the time to pick a four-leaf clover, stroke a lucky rabbit's head, or whatever works for you. LuckyDuck Incorporated is ready to take bets on which one from Jaws' list gets promoted first :) [edit: Oh, and I'm offering odds on everyone else here too, of course.] [Message Edited]

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Reply to Evil Empire's infernal thread in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]Bye RainBird. You are now tanted and will always be an agent of evil. Spread it evenly around those ANZAC's.[/quote] Geez, you made it sound like you infected her on purpose and sent her back just to... No, that'd be too evil... /quack suddenly realizes this is the Evil Empire Watch out, ANZACs! She's contagious! Don't do anything kinky! Even if she's wearing those black stockings and suspenders! :SURPRISED:

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Reply to Pitches for new recruits in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Just go watch Pirates of the Caribbean. Do want to end up with a ship as grand as the Black Pearl? Do you want a hidden stash of rum all to yourself? Do you want a wench as hot as that Miss Swann by your side? You know which empire to join.

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Reply to T h e - C a r i E l f - f a n c l u b in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]We would be contributing greater achievements to society as well as our own self-enrichment through sane, rational pursuits in our real lives.[/quote] Don't remind me. :p [quote]We would be hunting each other down like animals in a brutal and vain struggle to win CariElf's affection.[/quote] Now that sounds like a much more escapist option. I'll take that one, thank you very much.

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