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Reply to Another reason to hate a former employer. in Misc JoeUser Forums

or as long as you don't take pride in your porn collection.

Better Off in Art JoeUser Forums

Perhaps somethings are better in their simplicitiy. I tried to write some new stuff today but instead dug into the notebook I've been carrying around and put this together. I thought really hard how I could lengthen it but then I remembered I'm about 9 months away from the last time I had any page requirements so decided to leave it as is. Thanks for reading. Better Off SuspecTed I’m still trying to make myself at home,<BR

Reply to Another reason to hate a former employer. in Misc JoeUser Forums

In other words...send me some porn

Reply to Another reason to hate a former employer. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Shouldn't there be a counterpart to the 7 deadly sins...or are there 7 biblical virtues I'm just not familiar with. I know there are virtues in philosophy. Anyway ninja gaiden is the shit! On your way out with your W2s you shoulda stole a few flicks..........or at least moved some of the naughty movies into the childrens' section. Or else just gazed drooling in the naughty section.

Reply to Lookout, readers, I'm bad luck! in Misc JoeUser Forums

hey, how come Mal doesn't post on my ish, is it just because I didn't feature a blog post specifically about her? that's my guess.

Damn you Friday! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Alright this won't be a big pity-party post. Actually I think the headline kind of got that whole thing out of my system. After a weekend full of intoxication I think a low-key weekend is probably just what the doctor ordered....and my lungs after a weekend spent with nicotine addicts who would like to recruit me to their carcinogen encrusted ranks. No really though agenda for the weekend is to avoid spending a lot of money, sell some bike

Reply to Lookout, readers, I'm bad luck! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think you can get gently used dates from Platos Closet, or maybe that's abercrombie jeans...I forget which.

Reply to Lookout, readers, I'm bad luck! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Oh man, you got the ole' "I slipped on the ice and broke my ankle picking up Brian" excuse. That one always really hurts.

Leave the Light On in Art JoeUser Forums

Unedited rhyme sparing. Leave the light on, so I can make my way home, or leave the place dark, and I'll walk by alone. I've been left in the dark, I'm not sure what's going on, but I know I can't see the path, and I know the path is long....and maybe I'm wrong, but I'll pretend to be right, and I suppose I could wait until morning, and then in the sunlight, I can dance in fresh

Reply to One Man Army in Misc JoeUser Forums

In The Onion regarding the Haiti conflict one woman from the "what do you think" section remarked that "since Haiti is a small country, perhaps we could send that Army of One I keep hearing so much about." Anyway, I too spilled.....orange juice all over myself this morning, but then remembered that I had lunch duty today (see my current post) and need to wear dirty clothes anyway as I would likely be enduring the syrup covered hands of many

The Chocolate Milk Dance in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

So today I'm already pretty much guaranteed a 10 hour day at the elementary school. Though I do dread the long hours there is one particular part of the day that I am very much looking forward to. Right around Noon-thirty, during the third grade lunch (that's right, this soon to be 23 year old is in charge of the entire lunchroom every tues and thurs) about 4-6 boys perform what's been not so subtly dubbed "the chocolate milk dance." This came about

Reply to Unprepared in Art JoeUser Forums

i'd be honored to endure a little theft.

Reply to Unprepared in Art JoeUser Forums

hey! thanks a lot for the support guys....really appreciated.

Unprepared in Art JoeUser Forums

Hi, wrote this one today and thought it had some promise so thought I'd post what I've done thus far. Unprepared SuspecTed If I come across as unprepared, It’s only because I am, I’m not sure what I have available. But take whatever you’d like, And try to excuse to the mess, I’m just trying to come across as unprepared. The

Reply to When I Wake Up Ugly in Art JoeUser Forums

don't write it off like it didn't mean anything....that was a magical night.

Reply to Why are Women's breasts illegal? in History JoeUser Forums

Well actually if you ever turned on your tv or looked in a magazine you'd see that breasts are not illegal....nipples are. Nipples have been persecuted for decades. Even Victoria's Secret catalogs airbrush out nipples from their see-through bras....this seems like false advertising to me because clearly the nipples of one who purchases said bras will show through. Lil' Kim can wear a top on national tv that only covers her nipple and apparently tha

Crying is Contagious in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Or so it would seem...in the span of a 20 minute lunch period what began as one 4th grade girl crying over the loss of the classroom hampster quickly spread to the others around here until there was nearly an entire lunch table full of puffy-eyed 10 year old girls. Not so coincidentally there also was a table of 4th grade boys who seemed to be enjoying themselves at what was occurring a few tables down from them, the table which, I just previously des

Reply to Today, I threatened physical harm upon my boss. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well Mr. Beal, I can definitely appreciate your witty attitude directed at your boss. Nice to not have to covertly flick off your boss or threaten, our society would be a lot better off if people were more free to extend such hurtful messages towards bosses and coworkers. Sooooo when are you leaving again?

Reply to When I Wake Up Ugly in Art JoeUser Forums

Well if you're who I think you are then neither of those things are true.

When I Wake Up Ugly in Art JoeUser Forums

The day I woke up ugly, the bathroom mirror flicked me off, I waited eagerly for it to fog. I decided to hide, hide behind unanswered phones, hide behind low light. I'm glad you woke up friendly, your hands took a run through my ugly hair, your eyes met my ugly stare.

Reply to Hey, everyone, check it out it's Spring!! in Misc JoeUser Forums

True storee homey, I can't believe I was driving around with my windows down last week and now I'm wearing 4 layers to work. No matter how many times it happens I still get a bit bummed out by it. I think it has a lot to do with my difficulty with change. I guess used to thinking that it's going to be a certain way, and when I feel something switches it up on me without warning it's pretty frustrating. Sometimes I just wish the weather was a little

Reply to Dharma's new tattoo. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Ever seen Stevo's (from jackass) tattoo. It says "your name" in nice signature style on his ass....that's just too funny. I dig yours, they aren't too busy, and probably not anything you'll get sick of.

Reply to Strip for me... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Some very fun lines in there...sexy.

It Figures in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

So I decided to take an unpaid day off from work on Friday so I could use that day to explore around Chicago with my friends and extend my weekend a little bit. Well I did do this but if I would have been scheduled to work I would've been paid to not be there anyway. Yeah, when you work for the school system if there's a snow day and there's no school you get paid anyway. But since I took the day off instead of being forced to take the day o

Reply to Poem - Class Self-Defense in Art JoeUser Forums

Thanks WF, it's definitely one that I was pleasantly surprised how well it seemed to come together.