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Reply to The Story About the Lemon Flavored Steak in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ha Ha....that is funny....but seriously, when I'm running low on food, or drunk, that sour apple hand soap I have in the bathroom smells mighty tasty.

Reply to I'm a Class-Bigot in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the insight guys. Hopefully there won't be many of these stories in my blog....or if there are such unfortunate occurenences that I better eleviated rather than accelerated the problems.

Reply to I don't like JeremyG in Blogging JoeUser Forums

This one probably the worst exchange on a thread I've ever seen. Damn it, and now I posted on it just because it annoys me....damn you Jeremy G.

I'm a Class-Bigot in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

So Friday morning driving down the freeway I'm in no rush of any kind when I exit to head West from going South. The mood is elevated, but demeanor is good. Foo Fighters are being played at high volume and despite the sore throat...singing along occurs. As I make my way on the exit I come to the set of lights which "meter" drivers onto the other freeway. For those not familiar with these me

Gum in my hair in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I am going to try to keep doing this as a regular feature since it seems there is always at least one story worth sharing about my work week. I don't think I'm alone when I say that this has been a long week. The kids were a bit more unruly than normal which, somedays keeps me more entertained and awake than others. Though there were many candidates for this weeks story I think I'm

Reply to I get Unfairman lit in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I mostly do it just to spite all my teachers in middle school who had "no whining" signs in their rooms....seriously, they can't tell me what to do anymore.

Reply to Being 20 something! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well I'll be the big 2-3 tomorrow (well technically today) and it is a time of crisis....let the self-analysis begin.....hmm....maybe next year.

Reply to I'm Gonna Get Fudd Up Tonight!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I heart the BWCA, and i do recall a trek up to Thunder Bay in College simply to drink at the age of 19....otherwise, kind of a dump....a pretty drive up there though....that's for sure. I imagine a bit of the jag might be sipped by me tonight....but the real action is set for Saturday. Go easy on the sugary stuff, that's what really makes me sick.

Reply to I get Unfairman lit in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I will never stop whining.........whah ha ha

Reply to Hello!!!!!!!! Look what I did!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

well i don't really need a nurse, but i know many who could use a good sponge bath

Reply to The Limp in Art JoeUser Forums

I do like the subject matter....it need a clean shave almost as much as I do. It may have been influenced by the Roald Dahl and Shel Silverstein I've been reading to the kids.

Reply to Doin it up St. Patty's Style in Misc JoeUser Forums

Holy Props Batman, thanks homey. Unfortunately you had no words to share on my "I get unfairman lit" post, but hey, you've been busy right? Anyway, glad to hear you had a good time, I hope you're able to grace me with your presence before you're shipped off to your peace keeping impregnating duties....man, you should start stretching for that ish right now.

Rear View Fears in Art JoeUser Forums

I've posted the bulletins but haven't received a single reply, Like the letters I write the ex-girl friend who only calls me back when her phone battery is about to die, I'm lying underneath these dirty sheets, and the truth, hungry for anything less than proof.... That it's time to step forward and off this narrow line, to blow a kiss and while I'm pissed to leave it

Reply to How in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah, I definitely am in the market to take some more risks....nice poem....sounds like we be writin' about a lot of the same ish. Peace, Suspeck

Reply to Womens Breasts - an Affront to Humanity! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I think this post really speaks to a tone of cultural relativism. When women were socially prohibited from revealing much skin, risque' was no where near what it is today. Seeing breasts in mainstream media is not extremely shocking, but janet jackson shows a nipple and we have an uproar. Just like Maxim magazine isn't "porn" yet many of the models are completely naked....yet we see no nipples, and certainly no pubic hair.....it's like false adverti

Reply to It begins... in Misc JoeUser Forums

yeah, let's hope there wasn't any puke to clean up. But if there was, I'm sure the dog could've paid you back by taking care of that. I think I only made it into one of those picture...my ass might be in others....errr uhh....that could be anyone's ass.

Reply to Post Count Whores in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Well nothing worse than replying to your own thread. But I've discovered that commenting on JoeUser really ebbs and flows...somedays have an abundance while others are sparse. If the rest of you were experiencing the hazy damp post-St. Patty's Day that MN is I bet there would be a lot more people putting in their leisure cpu hours....hence me being on here for the third time today with a likely 4th and 5th before the day is out.

The Limp in Art JoeUser Forums

The Limp By Suspeckted Posted Thursday, March 18, 2004 on Anti-Prose Discussion: Art Recent Notebook Archives. Experimenting with the spacing a bit. The Limp SuspecTed That's why God made one of these, legs longer than the other, To make sure I can only walk in circles. This world is made of squa

The Limp in Art JoeUser Forums

Recent Notebook Archives. Experimenting with the spacing a bit. The Limp SuspecTed That's why God made one of these, legs longer than the other, To make sure I can only walk in circles. This world is made of squares, So I'm forced to limp. In order, to make it 'round these corners. I couldn't decid if I should shorten

Feature Presentation in Art JoeUser Forums

Yet another one in the works. Feature Presentation SuspecTed Thank you all for coming, Would you please take your seats, Just a few announcements before we begin. Now that the doors are securely locked, On this occasion, I'm proud to present. With no chance of escape, Without further adeiu, It is my pleasure. But bef

Reply to Need your advice.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well I don't care about cats but as for the car thing...those entire "check engine" panel things and other warning lights were really just created to cut laymen out of car repair cause then they can use their really expensive computer analysis equipment to figure out that there's a short in your door sensor. My advice...screw it, and don't worry about it as long as the doors aren't flying open when you're driving. My friend has a "check engine" light

Reply to Confessions of a Teenage Sex Queen in Blogging JoeUser Forums

nothing like a good sex rant...but is this going somewhere? Tell me something I don't know.

Reply to Looking forward to looking forward in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Indeed Chris, time will tell if I have made the same impression on her, or even if, if that means enough.

I get Unfairman lit in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Okay so the elements of St. Patty's Day are still in me while my attempt to get Unfairman Link lit seemed to have little effect. This kid drive 4 or so hours south to hang with some crew in the big city on St. Patty's Day, the least I could do was buy him a few drinks. But Alas, my wallet grew thin early in the evening and I even left the bar before 11:00, though I did manage somehow to get myself pret

Reply to I had no say in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Hey thanks, hope you enjoy yours as well.