I wrote this in New Orleans when I was aching for homestate MN! But this is the only poem I wrote that people actually responded specifically to. SuspecTed Girls in Stocking Hats I like girls in stocking hats, Grandma knitted mittens And getting first tracks. Writing my name on frost covered glass, It's th
Alright, I pulled this one randomly out of my notebook and played around with it a little bit, but this is the first time it's been edited. Feel free to comment on typos and suggestions. Thanks, Suspeckted. SuspecTed Personal Ad Let’s see, I’m 6 feet flat and I hit the ground stumblin’, Empty bank account keep my fridge empty and my
I'm going to go with Better Off Dead with John Cusak and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. The last great movie I saw was Amelie...hey, I'm man enough to say when I've seen a good chick-flick. When I was a kid we rented The Last Star Fighter like 100 times, we probably could've bought the rights to the movie for what we paid in late fees for it.
Wow, you've got a lot of issues. I guess I have hang-ups on people who have a lot of hang-ups. This is not to say that there aren't things that bother me, but things like feet and walking through dark rooms I mean, come on, just get over it. One of my good friends has a huge list of things she hates, I really only "hate" (which is not a word I use regularly) things like really bratty spoiled people, or just plain inconsiderate jerks...these aren't hang-ups....just common sense.
I'll do my best not to hold this against you since I'm from MN...ha ha. What up Wisconee? Anyway, Wisconsin is usually better anyway...except for your crazy state patrolers that target MN drivers just because we cross the border to get better fireworks. It appears at the age of near 23 I'm o
I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.
Nothing wrong with getting a little giddy over a new possibility. Just don't get your hopes up too much since you haven't met her in person yet. Looks can be deceiving right?
So there's an open mic this Thursday night that I'm thinking about going to so I may be posting some more poetry in the next few days for you guys to help me select for possible readings. Either that or tell me to take my Beatnik ass somewhere else...hence the whole point of going to open mics. Anyway I figure this will be a good way to connect with people a little bit closer to my ideals. It's becoming more and more clear that I both don'
I think we will definitely be hitting up some museums...maybe the Sears tower or some other things Ferris Bueler style. but the whole point of the trip is to get away from all the drama of schedules and such so I think a lot will be played by ear.
I'd feel bad for the bullet.
So after an agonizing trot through my taxes I was relieved to get a phone call from some friends to meet them for a drink on a Sunday night. Jumping at the chance to get away from forms and numbers characterizing a similarly boring weekend I quickly flew into my car to drive the near half hour to meet them. And damn did that pay off. In the midst of greasy food and beer someone suggested we plan a road trip in two weeks, and wallah! Something to lo
Nice scene setting...makes me wish I was looking outside at a 33 degree day of overcast. Well, just about anything makes me wish I wasn't looking at that. Unless I had a sexy lady to call in sick with and watch day time TV inbetween bouts of snuggling.
Beal, don't sweat that shit, you've already got something in the works anyway. At least you can suck up your pride to put a few bucks in your pocket so you can put a few beers in your gullet and a few books in front of you to keep informed. I feel ya hardcore buddy. Hell, I'm working at the place I get to 1st grade in...and I'm not a teacher. All in good time homey, there's no rush. But hey, I too wish life would pick up a little speed. Cause right now I'm doing a bit of running in place.
Uhh, come on buddy, you haven't even read it. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not a huge Kerry fan, but the fact that you are literrally reading a book by its cover doesn't not make me doubt him more. Such a person that would make such a uniformed criticism does not deserve to wine about it.
I don't mind a little rhyme battle? Who's next?
You hate the word "used?" Like, in all contexts? For example "Hi Gary, do you know how to use the Turbo Tax software?" "Well I sure do Steven, I've USED it many times before." This sentence bothers you? Sorry if I caused a spasm.
Oh Unfairman, what would I do without you?
Evil comes wafting from my bathroom every morning that follows a long night of drinking at my apartment.
Sunday, in one way, I'll get some shit done, before the sky grays and weekdays command me to run. The to-do list is weighted down heavy with ink, and I pause to notice the flaws and I think, that this is beginning to lose it's purpose, for those without prose who haven't heard of this. Nameless, rarely shameless, but forgetful at times, inbetween indifference and making a difference lies inbetween the lines
Damn, I was really hoping this would be an easy leeway into a bout of your mama jokes, but in the context of the weight of this thread I'll let it be.
So he is running then I assume?
Yes indeed, so what are we after anyway? And who should be oust as a traitor and shoot them in front of the rest of ye' scurvy bandits?
Well maybe it appears I spoke too soon as I think the washing machine is broken...oh well, at least I'm well fed for a change.
So it is nice to come "home" every so often to remind myself how glad I am that I've moved out. But it's kind of hard when there are cupboards full of food here and three dogs to play with. But as with most things, I don't appreciate it very much until I don't get to experience it on a regular basis. Fortunately the full fridge and spacious rooms don't cloud my perception too much that I don't hear the constant bickering between mom and dad or mom a
Brad are you really trying to claim that Rush is often more than just plain insulting?
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