citahellion

Reply to He's going away on a mission. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Remember, worrying doesn't do any good. Think positive. If you believe in prayer, then go right ahead and do it. Make every thought of him a tiny whisper of hope.

Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something, I think you’ll understand, Then I’ll say that something, I wanna hold your hand , I wanna hold your hand, I wanna hold your hand. Oh please say to me You’ll let me be your man, And please say to me, You’ll let me hold your hand, Now let me hold your hand, I wanna hold your hand. And when I touch you I feel happy inside, It’s such a feeling That my love I

Reply to OUTRAGEOUS! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

How come this can be allowed to be sold? Shouldnt there just be a total ban ? On what possible grounds, PB?? Sure it's tasteless and insensitive, but it's also of interest to millions of people. Probably mostly conspiracy theorists, but still. The best way to object is to write th

Reply to OUTRAGEOUS! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Maybe they'll make a sequel that will render this one tame by comparison.... a little flight-simulation game called "Hit the Tower, Win a Prize!"

Reply to Label Me - an experiment in Politics JoeUser Forums

Imagine if you will if a church decided to allow gay marriages in their congregation. But those marriages have been disallowed by the government. This would be a form of religious persecution I have to take issue with this specifically. Substitute anything you like for gay marriage and the argument doe

Reply to Never Lose Another Morsel in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

You can fill an empty tampon box with Hershey's kisses Ewwwwwwwwww!

Reply to it's a tomato plant, mum in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ha! Serves him right. So mig, did a tomato ever result from the "tomato plant"??

Reply to Nathicana: a Parody in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thanks! Nice to know somebody's reading these...

Reply to Lose weight, fly for less? in Travel JoeUser Forums

I guess they won't let me open my bowling-ball store in the airport if this goes into effect....

Reply to it's the little differences in Travel JoeUser Forums

Rockmelons == canteloupes, huh? Well, doesn't matter, I don't eat them under either moniker. For me, they go: Disgusting gourd Overpriced penis-compensator Vile sugary goop Soulless highrise Store with price-gouging boss and mindlessly moronic employees

Reply to my polka-dotted clitoris in Humor JoeUser Forums

and the testicles, oddly enough, were blue Actually, that seems like a very common condition amongst teenagers....

Reply to face transplants. eww. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I don't see how a "face transplant" could make you look more like someone else than yourself. (Unless you got skin of a different color....) As TW said, the bone structure and the muscle structure would remain "original equipment", and those, much more than mere skin, really determine what your face looks like. The skin is just a protective coating, really.

Nathicana: a Parody in Humor JoeUser Forums

Nathicana by H.P. Lovecraft Bar of Chocolate by Citahellion It was in the pale garden of Zais; The mist-shrouded gardens of Zais, Where blossoms the white nephalot, the redolent herald of midnight. There slumber the still lakes of crystal, and

Reply to I don't use it, why should I have to pay for it? in Politics JoeUser Forums

But enforced insurance? That by itself is no reason to balk. Just try driving without car insurance, opening a bank without FDIC insurance, etc.

Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind, Possessing and caressing me. Jai guru de va om Nothing's gonna change my world, Nothing's gonna change my world. Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes, That call me on and on across the universe,<b

Reply to Apparently, eBay Misses Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh, that reminds me of this one time I was at a convenience store with my woman, and I was buying a couple of items. The clerk asked "Do you want a bag for that?" I said (as I pulled my woman in close) "No thanks, I've already got one!" Boy, did I catch hell for that one later.

Little Billy in Art JoeUser Forums

little billy ate a mushroom, chewed it up and swallowed down; little billy doesn't feel good-- he thinks the mushroom's growing. little billy's feeling poorly, doesn't want to go to school; he stays at home in bed and worries-- he thinks the mushroom's growing. little billm is quite queasy, home from school a seco

Reply to Shiny new toys. in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

DZ, One of the things that bothers me the most in reviews (actually, in publications of all sorts) is the dishonest graphing of data. I bet if you look at the charts it shows something like this: Your card's performance: *************************** New card's performance: ******************************************************* New card looks a lot better, doesn't it? But if you look a little more closely at th

Reply to Unsatisfied with myself. in Misc JoeUser Forums

I like being 'all tits and ass' Wow, what a coincidence! I like women who are "all tits and ass" too!

Reply to Ha!!! I mean Och!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ach! 'Tis a CLAYmore, not a CLEIGHmore.

Reply to What does your name mean? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Cantankerous Irritable Testy Adversarial Hardline Explotive Livid Literal Incontrovertible Obstreperous Naysayer

Reply to "friday five" ... you should see me when you're not looking in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1/ World to myself? I'd poke around in whatever normally off-limits places I could get to. Ideally I'd be someplace interesting at the time, like Vegas or the Pentagon or the White House.... 2/ freebie fantasy? I'd probably fly my family to Fiji or some other nifty tropical getaway. 3/ Favorite solo activity? Reading and doing crossword puzzles. 4/ Private surprise? If I could think of anything, I probably wouldn't tell you anyway. <i

Reply to You Aren't You, But I Am Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

(TW said) 7th and 8th graders are usually little hellions. I have to disagree; most 7th and 8th graders bear no resemblance to me whatsoever.

Reply to DesktopX help in DesktopX JoeUser Forums

buck2bcr, I haven't looked at them myself in a long time but I do know that Stardock had/has its own news server, and the newsgroups on it were pretty active last time I checked.... news.stardock.com.

Reply to We are all closed-minded in Politics JoeUser Forums

Bonus points for spelling "hypocrisy" correctly all the way through.